:lol1: That's a bit of a story actually. I told you the short version already; it's fun. I guess you wanna read? I don't mind, I just got stoned.
I have a long, long history as Marchegiano on boxing forums before I'm on BoxingScene. Some dudes on here who know me are from the old SweetBoxing and ************ forums. On Sweet I was a pretty cut and dry history guy. I was scared to get into the **** with the mouthy folks because I knew my current opinions, especially expressed provocatively, would detract from my historical posts...which were not opinions at all. Boxing Asylum bought Sweet Boxing and I became a member there. I was purchased, they bought the members. So I gave them a shot and boy-oh that forum was named correctly. There was no being just a cut and dry history guy. They bring the **** to you. It was like a game, a mean game about who can come up with the more devastating and clever put-downs, but, I didn't ditch because they were honestly funny af. To this day i don't think I've ever found another circle as funny as those guys were. Just brilliant. I just kind of went slow at first and then as I got more comfortable with working Shakepeare and **** like that into something that's actually insulting, layered, and even a bit historical I let rip and became one of the main stay go to ****ers. Once BA sold to become a podcast not even ran by the funny ****s I had no other forum to post at. I tried BF24 but they are racists. Or, have more racists than we do here at least. I'll do a bit of racist bull**** but most racists jokes, it turns out, are not for the jokes but rather the racism. So that wasn't very fun. Here I've kinda regressed a lot because almost no one wants to play so I hardly get passed like what is the equivalent to a half hearted opening round testing reactions jab, kinda low brow nonsense. You don't start with the heavies because you need an opening first, without an opening, when my prompts just get shut down, what else can I do?
I had two options here, explain, or, try again. Had I tried again it wouldn't have been much better than calling you a *****. I probably would have went with a double down and repetition. Like something to the effect of "Goddamn son yer such a pu$$sy, why are yew such a pu$$sy, pu$$y?" Which ain't exactly the by the card line, but I find the repetition funny enough to smile at so I'd go with it. Or some such similar.
I don't care if I hurt feelings, it's only words. I don't care if I come off as an *******, nutjob, unhinged, whatever; I have achievements beyond a forum.
I didn't realize Koba had replied to me to be honest, but, I'm probably not going to either. I only popped in to ***** at him, one lane. What does Koba do for a living? Exactly, why should I care what he has to say? I'll probably just be a dick again. He doesn't want to listen and I don't feel any need to force him to, but, I might get some decent classic straight man-comic routine out of him so that's what I'd probably shoot for.
I was here for years and years, decade even, before I told anyone I am inventor, engineer, chemist, kinesiologist, or prosthesist. I only started telling folks that to see if there is any respect for credential or if folks just dig into their own opinions and ignorance even more. It's a bit the same as the jokes. Why, tf, would I teach you physics if you don't respect my credentials anyway? Why would I teach the special physics involved in human motion? Sure, great, huge supplement to understanding boxing technique, but, I'm a Wilder fan or a Money fan or I said X about Y or I called you a stupid little ***** or some ****, so, credentials don't matter. If they don't matter then why would I hold y'all hand rather than just speak casually at you and for my own enjoyment?
Are your wooden legs available on Ebay? Wilder could do with a sturdier pair.