“He had long ago established he wasn't just another pretty face, he's actually an ugly SOB. Looks like Sasquatch and Danny Devito mated."
"That shot to the body will undoubtly turn Robinson's sphincter into a bloody diarrhea blasting canon for a week or two after this fight is over."
"Black on black violence. Feel my intense erection, Jim. Better then Viagra anyday."
"Does anyone smell wet ass? Oh, that's just the Mexicans in the ring."
“I think it all depends on how good this fight is. I don't know how to rank it. If this turns out to be a dramatic fight and Roy wins, people will look back at all three (in a fond way). But he has to win in a theatrical way. That would make it a great trilogy, maybe. Then maybe Tarver can go back to selling crack. Something he's good at.”
Holyfield on Dancing With The Stars. Plus, he totally nailed his dance partner. She is pregnant with Holyfield illegitimate child #46.
That's a real man.
After every big fight, who ever wins gets torn down by some. Or built up as the greatest ever by others. Who ever loses is suddenly the worst fighter of all time for a week or so. Or lost because of some reasoning that is some how good enough proof that they would otherwise win and therefor didn't really lose.
Holy crap, this dude is going to make me rich. Knowing who's going to lose is just as good as knowing who's gonna win. And this guy doesn't know how to pick 'em. EVER. Gonna ride this gravy train straight to hell.
Prince Badi Auntjemima went to a draw with Anthony "#1 Dad" Bonsante, of Contender fame. Could Roy really be so far gone that he could lose to this guy? What if it was a rap off? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
I was a bit odded out by the Howard Stern intro music by Rob Zombie in te first video. The sound itself fits, until I can't help but think of the Howard Stern show.
Cool vids though.
I liked Cinderalla Man quite a bit. Good stuff. The way that they potrayed Max Baer was a bit harsh. Made him into a monster for dramatic effect.
Has there ever been a bad boxing movie???
Great White Hype is pretty bad. Don't get me wrong, I like this movie. But in the it's so bad it's good kind of way. Samual L. Jackson as Don King like promoter was gold. Damon Wayans as HEAVYWEIGHT Champion of the World is very unconvincing. Even for a comedy.
What you don't see is Tyson putting Tabasco sauce on the ear before biting it. Which I don't condone. I figure Holyfield's ear tastes better with honey mustard...