Larry Merchant Quotes

"Of course he wants to continue!" Larry after Gatti gets KDd by Baldy the first time and the ref asks Gatti if he wants to continue... or it might have been jim lampley.

"He just drowned in Ocean's Eleven." -on Lennox being KO'd by Rahman "And he NEVER...STOPPED...BITCHIN!" -on Byrd being KO'd by Ike the oceans eleven one is a classic...

In regards to Jim Lampley and Emmanuel Stewart describing Erik Morales' nose in the 2nd fight with Manny. "Well, I see it as a great hawk nose, a hawk circling, looking for prey." -Larry Merchant Hhaahahha. :D

One of my faves (I'm paraphrasing) was in the post-fight for Tyson-Douglas. Reffering to a Japanese parable or something (the fight was in Japan, remember): "This is like the frog being fed to the snake." Then after the fight, he said something like, "Apparently that frog was poisonous."

Roy Jones doesnt box out of a text book but maybe he will write his own someday.

about andrew "six heads" lewis chin : " andrew may have six heads but he has no chins". about michael grant's chin : " to say that grant has a glass jaw would be an insult to the glass". about ivan calderon's punching power : " calderon could not dent a box of kleenexs". about rafael marquez who has had several facial surgeries do to soft skin: " marquez may need some surgery on his offense". about jermain taylor during his onesided beating against marquez: "right now it looks like a doberman vs. a collie and jermaine taylor is the doberman"Are you sure it's Jermain Taylor?

about andrew "six heads" lewis chin : " andrew may have six heads but he has no chins". about michael grant's chin : " to say that grant has a glass jaw would be an insult to the glass". about ivan calderon's punching power : " calderon could not dent a box of kleenexs". about rafael marquez who has had several facial surgeries do to soft skin: " marquez may need some surgery on his offense". about jermain taylor during his onesided beating against marquez: "right now it looks like a doberman vs. a collie and jermaine taylor is the doberman"

RJJ Tarver III Refering to the carefull, inactive RJJ in the later rounds- "Im not sure whether Roy is going to expolde or implode."

“He had long ago established he wasn't just another pretty face, he's actually an ugly SOB. Looks like Sasquatch and Danny Devito mated." "That shot to the body will undoubtly turn Robinson's sphincter into a bloody diarrhea blasting canon for a week or two after this fight is over." "Black on black violence. Feel my intense erection, Jim. Better then Viagra anyday." "Does anyone smell wet ass? Oh, that's just the Mexicans in the ring." “I think it all depends on how good this fight is. I don't know how to rank it. If this turns out to be a dramatic fight and Roy wins, people will look back at all three (in a fond way). But he has to win in a theatrical way. That would make it a great trilogy, maybe. Then maybe Tarver can go back to selling crack. Something he's good at.”

"Despite the reality of what goes on inside the ring, the business of boxing is based on illusion. And if you want an example, I'll give you an example. The last big fight that Mike Tyson won was against Michael Spinks fifteen years ago." good one.....

"Despite the reality of what goes on inside the ring, the business of boxing is based on illusion. And if you want an example, I'll give you an example. The last big fight that Mike Tyson won was against Michael Spinks fifteen years ago."

"Samuel Peter comes from the old school of swinging wild in case you hit something". -L. Merchant.

"He just drowned in Ocean's Eleven." -on Lennox being KO'd by Rahman "And he NEVER...STOPPED...BITCHIN!" -on Byrd being KO'd by Ike

"You can see the colors of Ghana on Jantuah's trunks and robe. Bright, vibrant colors. You can take the boy out of the tropics, but sometimes, you can't take the tropics out of the boy" Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!

Larry Merchant on the over-officious nature of Vic Drakulich (he asks the fighters to calm down) during Mayweather Jr./Castillo I: 'What do you mean calm down? It's a fight!'

"He's like a typhoon coming from the pacific!" Him referring to Pacquiao after he knocked Marquez down 3 times in round 1.

"Vitali just harpooned that whale" - Larry Merchant on Fat Kirk Johnson going down

"i'm about to kill these whores"