Gaaalojaag, Finland May 29,2009
Word is out that on the heels of the cancellation of the Heavyweight Championship match between Nicolai Valuev and Ruslan Chagaev that German promotion company Universum has made quick moves to attain a new opponent for Chagaev so that the card may go on as planned.
Apparently American fighter and AIDS magnate Tommy Morrison has been offered the fight and is waiting to fail his medical tests before a deal can be finalized.
Universum's Gerhard Shnitzelbeim confirmed this is an interview a few moments ago saying that "Chagaev has a touch of Hepatitis and Morrison, as we all know, has a few teaspoons of AIDS. This fight allows us to bring two potentially fatal diseases together in a boxing ring for the first time."
Shnitzelbeim went on to say that if the Finnish authorities insist on having healthy fighters they will take the fight back to Germany where there are no rules.
"Morrison and Chagaev are big names no matter where we go. We intend to unify these diseases into a super title and no shark brained Scandinavians are going to stop us."
Morrison for his part is ready and raring to go, "What the hell do I have to lose? My disease is gonna kill me first anyway."
Chagaev was a little more hesitant saying "I was hoping just to make Valuev sick without any further risk to myself but the opportunity to fight for the Heavyweight Title of AIDS isn't something I can pass up in my severely jaundiced state."
The only hangup so far is that when announced all tickets in the first 8 rows were immediately returned which cause a severe drop in gate revenue.
One Finnish Fan, Jaaaaraogaiii Haapziilljaj, who had waited 10 hours for his front row ticket said simply, "If I want AIDS I will go f*ck a Russian prostitute".
Stay tuned for updates as this superfight awaits final approval.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL, I am out of green k's FUNNY AS F*CK!!!
Gaaalojaag, Finland May 29,2009
Word is out that on the heels of the cancellation of the Heavyweight Championship match between Nicolai Valuev and Ruslan Chagaev that German promotion company Universum has made quick moves to attain a new opponent for Chagaev so that the card may go on as planned.
Apparently American fighter and AIDS magnate Tommy Morrison has been offered the fight and is waiting to fail his medical tests before a deal can be finalized.
Universum's Gerhard Shnitzelbeim confirmed this is an interview a few moments ago saying that "Chagaev has a touch of Hepatitis and Morrison, as we all know, has a few teaspoons of AIDS. This fight allows us to bring two potentially fatal diseases together in a boxing ring for the first time."
Shnitzelbeim went on to say that if the Finnish authorities insist on having healthy fighters they will take the fight back to Germany where there are no rules.
"Morrison and Chagaev are big names no matter where we go. We intend to unify these diseases into a super title and no shark brained Scandinavians are going to stop us."
Morrison for his part is ready and raring to go, "What the hell do I have to lose? My disease is gonna kill me first anyway."
Chagaev was a little more hesitant saying "I was hoping just to make Valuev sick without any further risk to myself but the opportunity to fight for the Heavyweight Title of AIDS isn't something I can pass up in my severely jaundiced state."
The only hangup so far is that when announced all tickets in the first 8 rows were immediately returned which cause a severe drop in gate revenue.
One Finnish Fan, Jaaaaraogaiii Haapziilljaj, who had waited 10 hours for his front row ticket said simply, "If I want AIDS I will go f*ck a Russian prostitute".
Stay tuned for updates as this superfight awaits final approval.
Dude, I was crying, I was laughing so hard.
I don't know if I'd put them so high. Head to head, sure, they are Top10. I can't name more than five ATG fighters who would hand them their butt.
But, if I look at their resummee, I can't see Top15 or better. Vitali needs to retire for Wlad to rule alone.
And, as much as I like Vitali, I still think Lennox beat him. Lennox was punished for four rounds, then he woke up, and TKOd Vitali. I still think a well-trained, motivated prime Lennox beats Vitali 6-7 out of 10 times. A Manny Steward trained Wladimir is almost impossible to beat; Lennox would struggle but still win most of the fights.
I got no problems with admitting that Lennox beat Vitaly or putting Lennox ahead of Vitaly based on records but what I do have a problem is with people saying crap like "a shot old Lewis took the fight on two-week notice and destroyed Vitaly". I think that had the Dr. not stopped the fight, it might have turned out differently and that Lennox was too scared to give Vitaly a rematch. Also, it's Vitaly who took the fight on short notice and who, based on the number of surgeries and injuries and his kick-boxing career, had a much more shop-worn body than Lewis did. Lennox is ahead of both brothers right now but Wlad has the chance to surpass him if he 1) unifies 2) comes close or beats Holmes record
Vitaly and Wlad are both around 9 and 10 ATG HWs, respectively. But they are not even done yet, it's probably too late for Vitaly to go up the rankings (unless he beats Foreman's age record). Wlad, if he has another 6 victories against top contenders, he is going to move up for sure. Maybe even make it into top 5 if he gets to 25 consequitive defenses but thats 12 more fights (I think), which would mean another 5 years of fighting, I am not sure he wants to box until 39.
Haters can blame the weak era, that all the US athletes (code word for specific color) are playing badminton or golf or whatever... The Klitschkos are putting up stats previously unseen and breaking records right and left, that alone gets them in the top 10. H2H, Vitaly is the GOAT....
The question still remains, regardless of your Lebedev 'logic'.
What ATG's have the Klits fought and beat??
:lol1::lol1::lol1:
So Lebedev is an ATG then, and if he beats Tarver and maybe Holyfield, then he is GOAT, right? Cause an old shot name on your record is all you need, right?
The Klitschkos have cleaned the division for nearly a decade, defeating mostly top Ring 10, undefeated, young, champs and top contenders.
Stupid thread and stupid comparison, with typical stupid responses by Klitschko haters. "Anyone is better than the Klitschkos, those bums suck" - is the typical response by the retarded Klitschko haters.
Ward is not even half way through a career like Vitaly has had. Let's talk about him in about 10 more fights. Right now it's just ridiculous to compare a guy who has barely become champ, and a guy who is going to be in the HOF 100% when he retires.
I'm going to bump this post tomorrow after Chisora shocks the world.
Trust me, I'll be the one bumping it, and just like after the Gayevid fight, 99.9% of the Zimbabwean Woman Beater's fans will dissapear.
That's what I've been waiting for someone to stand up and not be intimated by this big tit and Chisora isn't in the slightest bit scared off him with vitali his past opponents have the already defeated mindset before a match just like Tyson's opponents did but soon as someone steps up and makes a stand against a bully it's game on they no longer have that edge over you fuc k the klitschkos vitali will win but the whole world with exception of Germany and Ukraine want him to lose. round one to chisora. Seconds out round two.
Haha, you cum guzzler, don't even have the balls to pick Chisora to win the fight. Keep hating hater. Klitschkos will continue to dominate. Your boy is going to get raped tomorrow, but hey, even you admitted this to be the case - you said Vitlay will win.
I have to admit, this made me lol. :lol1:
But this is going to be only the fourth Klitschko fight I've ever really cared about.
1. Vitali-Lewis (Epic.)
2. Vitali- Solis (Reasons which should be obvious.)
3. Wlad-Haye (Wanted to see what years of trash talk amounted to.)
4. Vitali-Chisora (Wanting to see a classless thug/loser/clown get thoroughly lumped up.)
What about Vitaly-Gomez?
There is a reason Wladdy ducked a fight with Chisora and tomorrow you will see why.
Hope is a great thing. The problem is when that hope turns into delusion. It seems that you Brit fight fans seems to suffer from delusion more than any other fans on earth.
All it takes is a sneaky and unexpected slap from a 10-1 underdog to make you believe that all of a sudden he has a chance. LOL
Vitaly will beat Chisora down tomorrow and you will move on to another Brit hope to beat them, who will it be? Fury? Price? Perhaps Gayevid in a comeback fight?
Theres a difference between a guy like Foreman who walked around at like 240lb's and boiled down to 220 for a fight and a guy like Haye who is naturally around the 200lb mark and downs protein shakes and eats 4000 calories a day to make 212lb
LOL - excuses, excuses
Excusemaker himself said that he struggled to make 200 every time, for a 6'3" athlete with a lot of muscles, 210 - 220 is easy to carry.
Also, it's common knowledge that Wlad does not walk around at 245, he puts on about 15-20 pounds at camp. Steward has stated that many times.
So naturally, the difference between Wlad and that British coward is only about 15-20 pounds. If weight was issue and not skill then Ruiz, Fraudley, and Valubum would have also defeated the Toemaker rather easily. The only thing that makes Wlad different from all the other HWs is his skill, not size. Just cause you are 6'6" and 240+ doesn't mean that the little guys won't f@ck you up-
Barrett vs Fields
Sultan vs Briggs
Sultan vs Goofy
Chambers vs Dimitrenko
Chagaev vs Valuev
.......
The list goes on and on till eternity...
The writer of the article is a fool making excuses for a cowardly British conman.
The Klitschko's = America's new Powerball lottery.
It seems like every broke American has been is coming out of the woodwork in their hopes of winning the lottery. Dont be surprised if they would bet their whole purse on Klitschko to knock them out.
Toney has been trying to fight a K brother for a few years now, he was crying in some interview how he even had to make fun of their mothers and they still wont fight him :lol1:
Why do these guys reek of desperation? I can only imagine the phone calls Klitschko's get from Toney,Bowe,Holyfield, like "Dear Champ, please fight me, I will talk alot of crap and take a dive in the 2nd round, just hook it up please."
LOL, I think their message goes something along the lines of a Dave Chapel's: "Sign the contract Mr. Klitschko. I'll SUCK YOUR D*CK!!!"
Seriously though, you hit the nail on the head, the K Bros are a lottery ticket. All the slave contract talk aside, they are the biggest payday to any opponent in boxing aside from Pac or No Money, and they pay well. Not to mention that their opponent gets immediate exposure to 30+ million viewers which means more fights down the line even if they lose.
Wlad had a long amateur career (140 fights) that stretches back to his teen years, while Wilder barely had 30 amatuer fights and didn't even step into a boxing ring until he was 21, but still won an Olympic medal with less than 30 Amateur fights.
And it's not about age, it's about EXPERIENCE. And with less boxing experiece, he's already ahead of where Wlad was by his 18th fight, and i can guarantee you, he will not get Ross Purrity'd at any point in time.
I'm comparing Wilder's path to the brother who is the true champ of the division, future hall of famer and top 20 ATG Heavyweight, not the overrated paper titlist, fatty beater with the shit-tier resume who won't make it into the Hall.
mansoor? wilder? LOL You make me laugh, how about the next time any of these two next great black hopes step up in comp, both get KTFO. These two are not even worthy of cleaning the Klitschkos' jock strap let alone get in the ring with them. Who was your favorite black HW before the Klitschkos laid waste to them and their career? Cause that's what it seems like from the fact that you picked Wilder and Mansoor - LOL
wlad boxes... cause the sport is called boxing
not "swinging your arms randomly, looking for the KO", or "punching" or even "fighting"
the sport is called BOXING
Total ownage of the fool... apparently the Klitschkos are not "exciting" enough for them because they KO more than 85% of their opponents but they do it in later rounds. I guess maybe they should watch toughman contests with two bums wildly swinging at each other with no skill at all. If you don't like to watch a truly masterful display of boxing skills, stop watching boxing. Then again, same fools love Mayweather's hit and run tactics... hmmm... wonder why?
in terms of raw punching power vitaly is by no means more powerful than wlad. vitaly may be the tougher fighter because of hin granite chin but he is not stronger
You have to take into account the fact that Vitaly had a serious shoulder injury, prior to that he would have the one-punch power, even more powerful than Wlad's, but since then, he is more of an arm puncher/accumulation puncher.
What heavyweight in history stopped the most opponents who were never stopped before?
Answer: Wladimir Klitschko, 16
Yep, skool dem haterz...
Wlad is easily 2nd or 3rd most powerful HW in history - Vitaly being 1st.
The *****ko sisters ko fat guys taat quit on the stool in the 3rd round....
LOL... typical Klitschko hater - can't even speak his own language hating on the two PhDs who speak 4. Don't worry you have a new hope to beat those two over-educated ATG brothers - that Mansoor guy who has been in prison for 10 years... put all your hopes on him and start hyping him up.
I'd say reporting this thread like some little bratty kid in kindergarten running to the teacher is kind of "childish" as well.
Besides, it's a legit question. The evidence is there that many ex-boxers turn to things like cocaine to try to replicate the thrill of being in the ring. It's hard to replace the adrenal rush of athletic competition at the highest levels.
Whether Haye goes this route and becomes pals with "charlie" remains to be seen. Certainly it's possible.
Exactly, well said. It's more common than not for a fallen star to get into drugs and other self-destructive behaviour after they retire. Diva Gaye did not strike me as someone who was a grounded and humble person (like the Klitschkos for instance), so he will take his loss very seriously.
I really did hope you’d have grown up, but this fishing for reaction is incredibly childish.
You are much better than that.
Indeed i openly apologised to you following the Wlad / Haye fight as many of the more serious points/predictions you made turned out to be absolutely true, so I’m disappointed, although not entirely surprised, to read this latest thread.
Please post sensibly, I’ll ensure this particular thread of yours is reported and i hope that next time you come back with the more grown up element of your nature, which is, in fact, very informative.
LOL ...
If you want to be this serious all the time perhaps this is not the site for you. Also, if your fragile sensitivities are so hurt by a benign thread like this one, then you should not be on the internet period.
If history has taught you anything, it should be that I am spot on about Gayevid. My latest prediction is that he will go into a personal life crisis, which will involve drug use and maybe a suicide attempt.
Gayevid always had a big ego but it was a fragile one and I don't think he can handle all the criticism that he is getting now. Plus he was delusional enough to think that he can beat Wlad so when Wlad actually beat him, that devasted him. I am sure he still has flashbacks of Wlad telling him "Mr. Flashy-flash...enjoy this, enjoy all the lights all the attention, because after July 2nd, it will all be gone... you are a wannabe".
Couple that with the fact that he won't be selling any more "bookazines" or that no one will pay him a dime to star in anything decent (maybe in man-on-man **** but that's about it) and that all the producers will just laugh in his face when he pitches himself as an action hero actor (who would buy him as a hero when his last act in boxing was to complain about a broken little pinky toe), he'll soon fall into a deep depression. Can't wait for that to happen...
Wladimir had 2004-2008 to become undisputed Champ of the world and only fought garbage contenders like Like Ancient Ray Austin and little Calvin Brock.
Briggs was 6'4 with an 11 fight KO strreak when the fight was discussed.... no wonder K2 ducked him.
LOL.. If Briggs asthmatic steroid @ss could have beaten little tiny Sultan, whom he bested by 55 lbs and 6 inches, he would have gotten a chance to fight a Klitschko. Instead he got knocked down by little Sultan, lost every second of the fight, threw two punches around. After that he took 2 years off, came back and tested for steroids. He has been fighting guys with a 9-18 records lately and knocking them out. Yeah, Wlad was running from that...
Where is your Gaye hero? We haven't heard one queef from her lately, not since Wlad called her a bitch in the yt video...
Wladimir had 2004-2008 to become undisputed Champ of the world and only fought garbage contenders like Like Ancient Ray Austin and little Calvin Brock.
Briggs was 6'4 with an 11 fight KO strreak when the fight was discussed.... no wonder K2 ducked him.
Why don't you tell Calslappy that he has a new hoe for his stable - Diva Gaye, he can start selling her to feed that nasty coke habit of his... They just discovered $100 million worth of coke in a warehouse in Africa, word is half of it had "To: Pride of Wales" stamped on it.