Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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    #381
    Originally posted by ChristianBale
    Every time this thread title jumps up every few months I start laughing lol

    One on one a fight to the death, mike Tyson beats an elephant because he is smarter and would go for a weapon such as a spear
    Elephants are pretty smart. They wouldn't go through 400 million gallons of water just cuz they had it.

    I don't think a spear is gonna do anything to the ele, as guns sometimes don't do anything.

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    • -Lowkey-
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      #382
      LOL at people thinking Tyson could beat or even stand a chance against a silver back gorilla talk about ******ity.

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        #383
        Originally posted by -Lowkey-
        LOL at people thinking Tyson could beat or even stand a chance against a silver back gorilla talk about ******ity.

        If it didn't rip his arm from the limb in the first round, he might get some shots in.
        Whether it would hurt the gorilla is another question all together. LOL.

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          #384
          Originally posted by jreckoning
          If it didn't rip his arm from the limb in the first round, he might get some shots in.
          Whether it would hurt the gorilla is another question all together. LOL.
          It wouldn't last 30 seconds Tysons hardest punch would only anger a Silverback Tyson simply wouldn't be able to hurt it with his bare hands A silver back would rip him apart easily and any other human for that matter.

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            #385
            Originally posted by -Lowkey-
            It wouldn't last 30 seconds Tysons hardest punch would only anger a Silverback Tyson simply wouldn't be able to hurt it with his bare hands A silver back would rip him apart easily and any other human for that matter.

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            • mojack
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              #386
              Gorillas weigh 500lb-600lb, their strength is beyond ******. Studies suggest muscle power of between 8-15 men and possibly more

              Death by Gorilla in a few seconds. Mike was just high on pot.

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                #387
                Originally posted by mojack
                Gorillas weigh 500lb-600lb, their strength is beyond ******. Studies suggest muscle power of between 8-15 men and possibly more

                Death by Gorilla in a few seconds. Mike was just high on pot.
                but what about their chin?

                If by some chance Mike managed to land a right hand or even a bare-knuckle combo on old silverback's lower jaw, is it conceivable that he may just be able to put him to sleep?

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                • paul750
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                  #388
                  Like I said years ago, even a chimp's strength is about 5 times that of a normal man. A gorilla would mangle any man on earth. Punches would be absolutely useless, no matter who was throwing them.

                  Those things charge so fast that even a 12 gauge ******* probably wouldn't save your life in time. Words can't do justice to how strong they are. Anybody who thinks a gorilla couldn't crush a man is under 12 years old. Even someone under that age should know better.

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                  • COACH WEBB
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                    #389
                    This thread is full of win.

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                    • The MiZ
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                      #390
                      id love to smoke that good **** with iron mike, would be awesome

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