Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[saintpat]

If they're using modern or Maquis de Queensbury rules, Tyson wins by DQ when the ape rips his head off with its bare hands.

[Cymru455]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2943275/Ouch-Meet-king-swinging-right-hook-Photographer-poised-close-floored-30-stone-ape-s-roundhouse-punch.html

[Dr.Pepper]

yeah but if mike hit the gorilla first?.

What is wrong with you?

I think a gorilla hit you in the head.

[Thread Stealer]

This was when he was with Robin Givens so it must have been 1987-88. Tyson's impetuous style, impregnable defense, and Rooney in the corner means he was unbeatable. His power was discombulatingly devastating, it's ludicrous that the primitive gorilla would attempt to enter his realm.

[eco1]

a Gorilla would just tear him up apart in little pieces.

[Brutus1]

In a world where idiots think Bruce Lee beats Ali in a street fight, you best believe Tyson would maul that Gorilla.

[PRINCEKOOL]

This Tiger is still only a baby, but it just goes to show Mike Tyson's mentality! (That Tiger if it wanted to, could maybe kill him! I highly doubt there are any breeds of Dogs in the world that could defeat a prime Mike Tyson!).

[hugh grant]

What's with mike wanting to beat up on animals? He could get arrested for that.
Wasn't punching and making men unconscious enough?

[Mr. 29K]

Kigali would have gotten his head knocked off by Tyson.

[Kigali]

Kigali would have gotten his head knocked off by Tyson.

Better a gorilla than a roach.

Gorilla > Roach