Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  • PrinceCharlez
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    #401
    This thread is dumb..

    A silver back gorilla would tear mikes arms off and beat him with it. One slap would rip his face off. We talking bout a gorilla, an animal that walks around on all fours day in and day out. Tyson wouldnt even have a chance......

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    • BTL
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      #402
      A chipanzee can rip your arm out of your socket.

      Imagine what a gorilla would do.

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      • -Lowkey-
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        #403
        Originally posted by The Weebler II
        but what about their chin?

        If by some chance Mike managed to land a right hand or even a bare-knuckle combo on old silverback's lower jaw, is it conceivable that he may just be able to put him to sleep?
        No a gorilla has a much denser skull than a human not to mention huge neck muscles it wouldn't even rock a silver back. The only thing that would happen would be Mike breaking his hand and the Gorilla getting pissed off.



        I still cant believe some people actually think Mike or any other human for that matter would even stand a minute chance (without use of weapons).

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        • hogey
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          #404
          The Gorilla only needed to use a decent jab and a strong right hand and Mike would have been exposed as overated long before the Buster Douglas fight.

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          • Bullrush
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            #405
            if wladimir can keep guys off off him with his reach than any gorilla should be able to do that as well

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            • Knockout12
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              #406
              So what, a fight between two gorillas

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              • Mike Tyson77
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                #407
                Originally posted by legacyofbrutality
                If the price was right he'd fight a lion!

                Seriously though I also heard rumors that Tyson wrestled with the tigers he kept as pets in his backyard, I also heard he punched one of them in the nose. Dont know if theyre true though.



                Yes, he would wrestle around with his tiger. And some people would question Tysons heart lol. Id like to see those people take on a damn tiger!

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                • Subway
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                  #408
                  Vitali Would KO a silverback

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                  • William Blake
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                    #409
                    Originally posted by catskills23
                    Did anyone hear the story of mike tyson offering a zoo keeper $10000 to open the cage so he could knock out the gorilla?.
                    zoos aside, i've always wondered if tyson got in fights in jail? maybe even arranged by the guards

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                    • El Malo.
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                      #410
                      But what if Tyson pulled a Pacquiao n weight drain an 800 pound gorilla to around 300 pounds, would that do any damage to the gorilla? Flush shot in the jaw

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