Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[D-MiZe]

50 men, bare handed could not take on a male gorilla in it's prime. Even if they were all clones of Tyson.

Your telling me a 745 lb, 6ft Gorilla. Arms strong enough to flip a family sedan and can tear the arms off a human, would lose to Tyson?

[Patheticfraud?]

yeah but if tyson landed a punch on one of the gorrilas?.

I don't think you realize how strong a gorilla is. Especially the alpha male.

[mojack]

Did anyone hear the story of mike tyson offering a zoo keeper $10000 to open the cage so he could knock out the gorilla?.

Yep, the Zoo keeper said the Gorrilla will kill you in about 10 seconds.

[mojack]

50 men, bare handed could not take on a male gorilla in it's prime. Even if they were all clones of Tyson.

Your telling me a 745 lb, 6ft Gorilla. Arms strong enough to flip a family sedan and can tear the arms off a human, would lose to Tyson?

I know it's a joke, he would get owned within 5 seconds.

[xxjace]

Did anyone hear the story of mike tyson offering a zoo keeper $10000 to open the cage so he could knock out the gorilla?.

yes I remember this...

[Patheticfraud?]

I'm thinking Tyson might want to cancel the fight.

[iron lung]

the gorilla would probably laugh and swat tyson away like he was a fly after tyson landed his hardest power punch on the gorilla's grill. Then if Tyson came back and did it again the gorilla may get more annoyed and proceed to blithely tear off the arms out of Tyson's sockets.

[Pico Hollywood]

This is the most relevant and profound thread in boxing.

Bumping this splash of brilliance to the top!

Bring it back bring it back

[Doctor_Tenma]

Bring it back bring it back

Sup man, been a while.

[Pico Hollywood]

Sup man, been a while.

yeah been a long time, i like the new name....