Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  • deanrw
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    #351
    Originally posted by valero
    Gorillas can drag full grown men with one hand like babies.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-vp...feature=fvwrel

    That video cracks me up every time. The look on that poor guide's face was priceless. He was scared to death

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    • JoeDaWg
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      #352
      Damn I wish they would have let him at least "try". If any man could ko a ****ing gorilla it's mike. What happened to freedom?!?!?!?!?!

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      • catskills23
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        #353
        Originally posted by JoeDaWg
        Damn I wish they would have let him at least "try". If any man could ko a ****ing gorilla it's mike. What happened to freedom?!?!?!?!?!
        Yeah man the zoo keeper should have let mike in to the cage to knock the gorilla out . Because there is documented evidence that mike knocked out a cow. If mike knocked out the cow why couldnt he knock out the gorilla.

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        • wazaa.
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          #354
          Originally posted by catskills23
          Yeah man the zoo keeper should have let mike in to the cage to knock the gorilla out . Because there is documented evidence that mike knocked out a cow. If mike knocked out the cow why couldnt he knock out the gorilla.
          Are you being serious?

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          • catskills23
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            #355
            Originally posted by wazaa.
            Are you being serious?
            Yeah of course i am being serious documented evidence is documented evidence. The facts show that Tyson knocked out a cow . How dare you question my integrity or my intellect.

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            • Medved
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              #356
              Mike wanted to fight Patrick Ewing?

              ))))))))))

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              • D4thincarnation
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                #357
                The Gorilla rips Tyson apart in a round, and Tyson does not want this one to turn into a biting contest

                Tyson and the Gorilla are both about 5"10 but the Gorilla weighs around 500lbs and Tyson around 220lbs

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                • NChristo
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                  #358
                  Originally posted by catskills23
                  Yeah of course i am being serious documented evidence is documented evidence. The facts show that Tyson knocked out a cow . How dare you question my integrity or my intellect.
                  Sorry to question your intellect but, a cow is not a gorilla.
                  ''If mike knocked out the cow why couldnt he knock out the gorilla'' is a sig worthy quote, are you really trying to say that a cow is as strong as a gorilla ?.

                  Mike hits the Gorilla, the Gorilla shakes it off grabs one of Mike's legs and slams him against the floor repeatedly like in a cartoon.

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                  • Medved
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                    #359
                    Originally posted by D4thincarnation
                    The Gorilla rips Tyson apart in a round, and Tyson does not want this one to turn into a biting contest

                    Tyson and the Gorilla are both about 5"10 but the Gorilla weighs around 500lbs and Tyson around 220lbs
                    The Gorilla is on PEDs duh, look how it moved up from 120lb to 550lb! You cant tell me a grown gorilla makes such a huge weight gain.

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                    • wazaa.
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                      #360
                      Originally posted by catskills23
                      Yeah of course i am being serious documented evidence is documented evidence. The facts show that Tyson knocked out a cow . How dare you question my integrity or my intellect.
                      I'm sorry. You were right:

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