Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  • JustScrap
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    #411
    Tyson by KO..

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    • Spray_resistant
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      #412
      Originally posted by Bullrush
      if wladimir can keep guys off off him with his reach than any gorilla should be able to do that as well
      So how would Wlad do against a gorilla then?

      The gorilla may have issues with Wlad's jab and constant grabbing when it gets in close and lose a lopsided UD

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      • STREET CLEANER
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        #413
        In any stage of Tyson's career he would had gotten ripped apart by a gorilla

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        • Lostlinka
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          #414
          Lol best topic ever!

          Isn't it estimated that a male silverback gorilla has the strength of 9 strong men? If true, let's say Mike has the power of what? 3?

          Mike would have a punchers chance (lol) if he got a signature Iron uppercut in, but I think the chance of the Gorilla brutaly wailing in with every hench limb and then eating Mikes face much more likely.

          Let's get it on!

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          • dctopboots01
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            #415
            Originally posted by catskills23
            Did anyone hear the story of mike tyson offering a zoo keeper $10000 to open the cage so he could knock out the gorilla?.
            On average, a teenage Gorilla (not a fully grown Silverback) is roughly 10 times stronger than a man. To put that in to context, if an average man can Bench 50kg; a Gorilla can Bench 500kg. A Gorilla could literally grab Tyson's arm and pull it off. He's clearly nuts for asking, the guy was never going to say yes. Probably wouldv'e got life if he did!

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            • dctopboots01
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              #416
              Originally posted by dctopboots01
              On average, a teenage Gorilla (not a fully grown Silverback) is roughly 10 times stronger than a man. To put that in to context, if an average man can Bench 50kg; a Gorilla can Bench 500kg. A Gorilla could literally grab Tyson's arm and pull it off. He's clearly nuts for asking, the guy was never going to say yes. Probably wouldv'e got life if he did!
              Gorilla's are not agressive creature anyways. When researches go up to them in the wild they laugh, stroke them and get on with their business. A Tyson punch would probably be a tap on the shoulder for them. Probably just think they were playing!

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              • Da Boxer
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                #417
                Originally posted by catskills23
                Did anyone hear the story of mike tyson offering a zoo keeper $10000 to open the cage so he could knock out the gorilla?.
                News Flash:

                "Mike Tyson, death. ****d by pissed off 800lbs Gorilla!"

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                • paul750
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                  #418
                  Chimps can rip limbs off. Remember the woman who had her face and hands ripped off by one? That was a 200lb chimp. I can't even imagine what a 400-500lb silverback would do. As human beings, we are so fragile compared to those things. Even the strongest man on earth would be ripped limb from limb like a rag doll.

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                  • Carpe Diem
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                    #419
                    Originally posted by Bombs
                    For real though i am sure a flush shot from Tyson or manny could stun a gorilla stil. Not KO them or hurt them too much but stun them.

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                    • 915angel
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                      #420

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