Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[Guest]

Every time this thread title jumps up every few months I start laughing lol

One on one a fight to the death, mike Tyson beats an elephant because he is smarter and would go for a weapon such as a spear

Elephants are pretty smart. They wouldn't go through 400 million gallons of water just cuz they had it.

I don't think a spear is gonna do anything to the ele, as guns sometimes don't do anything.

[-Lowkey-]

LOL at people thinking Tyson could beat or even stand a chance against a silver back gorilla talk about ******ity.

[Guest]

LOL at people thinking Tyson could beat or even stand a chance against a silver back gorilla talk about ******ity.

If it didn't rip his arm from the limb in the first round, he might get some shots in.
Whether it would hurt the gorilla is another question all together. LOL.

[-Lowkey-]

If it didn't rip his arm from the limb in the first round, he might get some shots in.
Whether it would hurt the gorilla is another question all together. LOL.

It wouldn't last 30 seconds Tysons hardest punch would only anger a Silverback Tyson simply wouldn't be able to hurt it with his bare hands A silver back would rip him apart easily and any other human for that matter.

[Guest]

It wouldn't last 30 seconds Tysons hardest punch would only anger a Silverback Tyson simply wouldn't be able to hurt it with his bare hands A silver back would rip him apart easily and any other human for that matter.

[mojack]

Gorillas weigh 500lb-600lb, their strength is beyond ******. Studies suggest muscle power of between 8-15 men and possibly more

Death by Gorilla in a few seconds. Mike was just high on pot.

[Weebler I]

Gorillas weigh 500lb-600lb, their strength is beyond ******. Studies suggest muscle power of between 8-15 men and possibly more

Death by Gorilla in a few seconds. Mike was just high on pot.

but what about their chin?

If by some chance Mike managed to land a right hand or even a bare-knuckle combo on old silverback's lower jaw, is it conceivable that he may just be able to put him to sleep?

[paul750]

Like I said years ago, even a chimp's strength is about 5 times that of a normal man. A gorilla would mangle any man on earth. Punches would be absolutely useless, no matter who was throwing them.

Those things charge so fast that even a 12 gauge ******* probably wouldn't save your life in time. Words can't do justice to how strong they are. Anybody who thinks a gorilla couldn't crush a man is under 12 years old. Even someone under that age should know better.

[COACH WEBB]

This thread is full of win.

[The MiZ]

id love to smoke that good **** with iron mike, would be awesome