larry merchant's funniest lines

[LuKahnLi]

I liked it during Leija-Camacho Jr......Merchant totally said what all of us were thinking...."THE OLD GUY IS GOING FOR IT!!!!"

During the interview he told Dan Goosen who stands about a foot taller than Larry to stop coaching Hector. Dan refused to stop. Larry said "I WILL CUT THIS INTERVIEW OFF IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!!"

[SacTown1]

I liked it during Leija-Camacho Jr......Merchant totally said what all of us were thinking...."THE OLD GUY IS GOING FOR IT!!!!"

During the interview he told Dan Goosen who stands about a foot taller than Larry to stop coaching Hector. Dan refused to stop. Larry said "I WILL CUT THIS INTERVIEW OFF IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!!"

Yeah you could tell that Larry was revved-up in that fight and that he absolutely hated Camacho Jr, that was some good ****!

[SacTown1]

Another classic, after Wayne Kelly stopped the Roy Jones-Richard hall fight, about 30 seconds after he really should have jumped in....

"That referee should be PISTOL WHIPPED for letting the fight continue like that!!!"

[Riptor]

How about these ones.

Little Kid: Mr. Merchant I love to learn and enjoy reading... you know what they always say "Get a book read a book"

Larry Merchant: "Get some whiskey have some whiskey"

Roy Jones: I am the greatest boxer in history and the fighters in there are only mimicking me and I am so sweet and special and can do anything better than anyone. yall musta forgot. blah blah blah blah nobody has a chiseled body like a roy jones blah blahb blah. Also I am a great businessman and should get paid more money cause boxing is not fair you have to fight so many rounds and get so little money they should make it less rounds and more money its not fair.

Larry Merchant: "Yeah its not fair that you go to a bar and you can only get ten or fifteen shot glasses. They should lower the price of alcohol and raise the number of shot glasses."

Hahahha I know that they didnt say these things but I am falling out on the floor laughing now. I know that I will get negative Karma for this but who cares. I dont like Larry Merchant at all. he is a smart aleck who never even got into a pencil fight in his life, yet he insults boxers all the time and also he makes metaphors that make no sense and take an hour for him to finish saying.

[Sweat]

How about these ones.

Little Kid: Mr. Merchant I love to learn and enjoy reading... you know what they always say "Get a book read a book"

Larry Merchant: "Get some whiskey have some whiskey"

Roy Jones: I am the greatest boxer in history and the fighters in there are only mimicking me and I am so sweet and special and can do anything better than anyone. yall musta forgot. blah blah blah blah nobody has a chiseled body like a roy jones blah blahb blah. Also I am a great businessman and should get paid more money cause boxing is not fair you have to fight so many rounds and get so little money they should make it less rounds and more money its not fair.

Larry Merchant: "Yeah its not fair that you go to a bar and you can only get ten or fifteen shot glasses. They should lower the price of alcohol and raise the number of shot glasses."

Hahahha I know that they didnt say these things but I am falling out on the floor laughing now. I know that I will get negative Karma for this but who cares. I dont like Larry Merchant at all. he is a smart aleck who never even got into a pencil fight in his life, yet he insults boxers all the time and also he makes metaphors that make no sense and take an hour for him to finish saying.

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[pug1986]

Good ol Larry, hasn't changed a bit. I remember watching him in those HBO boxing documentaries from the 80's, and he was the same slick talking smartass then as he is now.

[FistoftheDallasStar]

Did any of you guys see the Larry Merchant interview with Vivian Harris after his KO loss this saturday? It was Vivian that put his foot in his mouth but it was funny as hell. The funniest part of the interview went something like this...
Larry: " Vivian where you knocked out even before Maussa landed that left hook?"
Vivian: " No, Larry he hit me then I was knocked out."

If any of you recorded the interview replay it..

[fatpom]

Larry Merchant may well be a old drunk *******. But he's great value.

[joeytrimble]

you wanna see larry call someone out? ...watch trinidad vs hopkins ..about the 8th or 9th round something like that foreman goes on a tangent about how trinidad can turn it all around with just one left hook "foreman had been rideing trinidads nuts all night"
then larry comes back.."george...why have you not givin benard hopkins the respect he deserves as a fighter tonight" ... i seen that **** and went numb it was like he was calling the ****er out right there

[Dr Cynical]

My brother worked with some Mexican "Indians" who said they spoke "Mexican". It was a very bizarre, Spanish influenced language decendant from the Mayans.

Are you sure it wasn't Nahuatl?

Which is an Aztec language.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nahuatl_language