larry merchant's funniest lines

[+= El Jefe=+]

idk if it was him but before Toney Vs Ruiz
they were like :
"Toney said he was gonna swallow the entire HW division up"
(as toney was making his entrance)
"I think sallowing too much is Toneys problem
look at how big he is."

[SacTown1]

"It doesn't matter whether you speak English or Mexican...."

my Latino room-mate at the time nearly destroyed our flatscreen when he heard Merchant say this

[LuKahnLi]

Even the biggest Merchant hater has to admit when he is ON.

Case in Point-
Holyfield VS Ruiz III

"I am not entirely sure who is winning the fight but I definitely know who is losing this fight.....WE ARE. THIS.....FIGHT.....IS.....A.....BORE!"

[LuKahnLi]

"It doesn't matter whether you speak English or Mexican...."

my Latino room-mate at the time nearly destroyed our flatscreen when he heard Merchant say this

Scuse me for being the ignorant white boy......but why?

[SacTown1]

Scuse me for being the ignorant white boy......but why?

Mexican isn't a language, it's Spanish, you freakin' cracker! just playin', but anyhow the term "Mexican" is considered a slur by many Chicano's in the US

[Moon]

If you need some evidence of how Merchant's head is vacating, watch the post-fight talk with PacMan. Merchant absent-mindedly adjusts the Phillipino flag d****d over Manny's shoulder, while discussing something totally unrelated.

[Moon]

Mexican isn't a language, it's Spanish, you freakin' cracker! just playin', but anyhow the term "Mexican" is considered a slur by many Chicano's in the US

My brother worked with some Mexican "Indians" who said they spoke "Mexican". It was a very bizarre, Spanish influenced language decendant from the Mayans.

[LuKahnLi]

My brother worked with some Mexican "Indians" who said they spoke "Mexican". It was a very bizarre, Spanish influenced language decendant from the Mayans.

That is kind of my point. Mexican spanish is quite different from European Spanish.

[LuKahnLi]

Mexican isn't a language, it's Spanish, you freakin' cracker! just playin', but anyhow the term "Mexican" is considered a slur by many Chicano's in the US

I did not know it was a slur.

[Loco671]

Merchant does saw some dumb **** but every now and then he pulls off a good line(the six heads comment was classic). Like someone mentioned earlier his fearlessness and ballz to ask whatevers on his mind make him a must for boxing right now.