larry merchant's funniest lines

[LiLHopkins]

WOW





im begining to think you are due for some type surgery

Shut the **** up. If anyone is ******ed it is you. Having 1,000 posts in a little over 2 weeks. No wonder you have bad karma you always act like a little *****. A 32 year old man living with his mama taking care of him. No wonder you stay online all day, you don't have a mother****in job, *****. OWNED!!!!!!!.




*****!!!!!!!!

[charlie31]

Shut the **** up. If anyone is ******ed it is you. Having 1,000 posts in a little over 2 weeks. No wonder you have bad karma you always act like a little *****. A 32 year old man living with his mama taking care of him. No wonder you stay online all day, you don't have a mother****in job, nigg. OWNED!!!!!!!.




*****!!!!!!!!

i never mention retarted....

are you retarted??

[LiLHopkins]

i never mention retarted....

are you retarted??

Nope, but by that post you made you made yourself seem like an *******.

[Njord777]

Larry Merchant will always be considered one of the great commentators simply because, love or hate him, you remember him. That's why there even is a thread about him here to begin with. He's outspoken, and sometimes clever. Like when he spoke about Judah before the Mayweather-Judah fight.

"Zab Judah's mouth is three pounds of diamonds enclosed in a case of glass." Or some such. Referring to his chin.

[LiLHopkins]

Larry Merchant will always be considered one of the great commentators simply because, love or hate him, you remember him. That's why there even is a thread about him here to begin with. He's outspoken, and sometimes clever. Like when he spoke about Judah before the Mayweather-Judah fight.

"Zab Judah's mouth is three pounds of diamonds enclosed in a case of glass." Or some such. Referring to his chin.

Yeah I remember that one.

he said "He has a mouth full of 20 ka**** worth of diamonds, unfortunately they are in a setting of glass."

He also said "As Mayweather puts it, this is flawless against jawless."

[ELPacman]

Hahahah these are great. HBO boxing will never be the same if Larry ever goes.

[Straw18]

Yeah I remember that one.

he said "He has a mouth full of 20 ka**** worth of diamonds, unfortunately they are in a setting of glass."

He also said "As Mayweather puts it, this is flawless against jawless."

That was hilarious. I remember him getting into it with Don King and Lennox Lewis after Byrd beat Holyfield, but I can't recollect what exactly the beef was about, or how it eventually played out, but it was funny at the time.

[MKOSPIB2]

the funniest one i remember was in the castillo-mayweather first fight when the ref told them to calm it down, and Merchant started screaming "WHAT DO U MEAN CALM IT DOWN!" "I THINK HE NEEDS TO CALM IT DOWN!" lmao, anyone who heard that **** knows what im talkin about, it was hilarious, merchant was amp, he would have socked the ref right there if he could of...

[bubba1]

I rememeber a real funny one, but from Jim Lampley.

When Joe Mesi knocked out Dvarryl "Touch of Sleep" Williamson in minute or so.

Lampley says "well, Williamson got touched, and he slept"

[Easy-E]

On the Hopkins vs. Tarver fight


Larry: Wake me up, when something happens.

16 minutes later

Larry: I should have stayed home today.

I was killing myself laughing at that.

Hahahahahaha, thats good stuff.
As dominating of a fight that was, it was quite boring.