larry merchant's funniest lines

[Kball15]

HOPKINS vs TARVER

Lampley says something like: Both fighters look physically great in that ring

Merchant says: But they dont look good together (the way he said it made it sound like together meant relationship together, if u know what im gettin at)

Lampley immediatly trys to save him by saying: By together, u mean fighting eachother.

might sound a little im-mature, but I thought that was funny...

[j/one]

My fav would be during what I believe was the HBO double header with Hopkins 1st and Jones 2nd when jones ko'd that bum with the behind the back punch. Anyhow , Bernard had a Golden Palace.Com air brush logo on his back and during the interview he (Bernard) kept plugging the site and Larry had enough and said something to the effect of "This isn't a tv commercial you mention it again and the intreview is over" the look on Bernard's face was priceless. I just like that he said what almost everyone other than Golden Palace.Com stockholders wanted him to say and was kind of a **** about it.

[Burzum_666]

I have 2 favorite Merchant lines

" Hey if you guys don't shut up, I'm gonna stop this interview" he says this to Brewster's crew, after the Wlad fight. Because they are yelling too loud and you can't hear Brewster's response to the question.

" The best part of that round was their boxing trunks" after the 1st round between Tim Austin and Ratanachai Vorapin. A Boring round, but they had fancy trunks.

[Guest]

What's the story between Merchant and Hopkins anyway?

The guy's quite funny sometimes, but he's turning into a listless old fart lately. He seems to be losing his mojo IMO.

[jason100x]

Larry is hands down the best out there and it aint up for debate.

The funniest I heard was before Floyd Mayweathers last fight against Brusseless.

Jim Lampley: How does a fighter like Brusseless get a shot at a fighter like Mayweather?

Lary Merchant: Well...I guess the woman Floyd usually spar's with was busy.

making a comment on Floyd and his fetish for smaking women around.

That's a good one!

[Bonafide]

i know that he can be annoying at times, not make sense others but he is also funny here is two of the funniest lines he has had does anybody have anymore or their personal favorite larry line ???

larry about michael grant : " to say that grant has a glass jaw would be an insult to the glass"

larry about andrew "six heads" lewis : "lewis may have six heads but he has no chins"

*Pacqauoi is like a typhoon straight outta the pacific!*

[Hitman932]

after wlad was Ko'ed by sanders what merchant said was

"the next big thing just became the next big bust"

[LiLHopkins]

On the Hopkins vs. Tarver fight


Larry: Wake me up, when something happens.

16 minutes later

Larry: I should have stayed home today.

I was killing myself laughing at that.

[LiLHopkins]

What's the story between Merchant and Hopkins anyway?

The guy's quite funny sometimes, but he's turning into a listless old fart lately. He seems to be losing his mojo IMO.

Merchant and Hopkins have always been cool with each other. Hopkins was on HBO for most of his career.

[charlie31]

On the Hopkins vs. Tarver fight


Larry: Wake me up, when something happens.

16 minutes later

Larry: I should have stayed home today.

I was killing myself laughing at that.

WOW





im begining to think you are due for some type surgery