larry merchant's funniest lines

[!! Mr. Soprano]

I don't care what everyone says, Wlad still won that fight! (Sanders Vs W. Klitschko)

[buff_mike10]

After the Tyson-Tubbs fight in Tokyo

" If whale hunting has been outlawed in Japan, Mike Tyson hasn't heard about it."

After Holmes Tyson

" Mike Tyson looked like a bull in an antique shop, and what he did was he took out the old grandfather clock."

[!! Mr. Soprano]

I don't care what everyone says, Wlad still won that fight! (Sanders Vs W. Klitschko)

Oh and before everyone tackles me.. you do understand that it was a joke, don't ya???

[Sir_Jose]

Larry is hands down the best out there and it aint up for debate.

The funniest I heard was before Floyd Mayweathers last fight against Brusseless.

Jim Lampley: How does a fighter like Brusseless get a shot at a fighter like Mayweather?

Lary Merchant: Well...I guess the woman Floyd usually spar's with was busy.

making a comment on Floyd and his fetish for smaking women around.

[Slipx]

Larry is hands down the best out there and it aint up for debate.

The funniest I heard was before Floyd Mayweathers last fight against Brusseless.

Jim Lampley: How does a fighter like Brusseless get a shot at a fighter like Mayweather?

Lary Merchant: Well...I guess the woman Floyd usually spar's with was busy.

making a comment on Floyd and his fetish for smaking women around.

Yes...that's the comment I was talking about (see above)

forgot totally who he was fighting though and the circumstances and even the context...thanks for posting this

[SuckaPunch]

Larry is the one of the best things that ever happened in boxing. Just imagine how appropriate it is that Larry became a boxing commentator because he himself is FEARLESS. Foreman has faced the best fighters inside the ring but as a commentator, he is such a coward. I remember one time when there was a scheduled PPV between Dela Hoya and Campas and how Lampley asked George how come Oscar is facing fighters that in any way has no chance against him. Foreman, such a coward that he is(as a commentator) just said "Oh Jim, I ain't gonna say bad things about Oscar."

On the other hand, Larry pushes around fighters, trash talks in front of their faces and is not afraid of anything...FEARLESS. Although, he is overly biased a lot of times, hehe, but who cares, he is just so much fun to watch. It's like you're always looking forward to what he's gonna say next.

[Kimmy]

I remember hearing about Larry being at a bar in a Vegas lobby! he said
"Jim Bean, coke and ice"
Roy Jones walks in a says "Larry what you doing? Your due on air in 20 minutes"
Larry replies "Ok George, i`ll be right there in a minute.."

[wmute]

love/hate

he is so funny

but when he talks crap like byrd non being aggressive with ike as if it was wrong I just cant stand him

[Run]

In regards to Kofi jantuah:

"You see Jantuah...wearing his yellowish outfit......and you think You can take the boy out of the tropics..........but you cant take the tropics out of the boy."

I dont know why I thought that **** was funny, but It was.



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[loangunZ]

haha the **** he was saying in the ruiz fight had me rolling he said somehting along the lines of, "In ninteen hundred and...excuse me I mean 2000" I don't remember the exact thing he said but he sure seemed out of it.