larry merchant's funniest lines

**Kimmy** · 05-04-2005, 07:18 PM

One comment he made during the Chris Byrd Vs Ibebuchi fight:
"There`s something about Byrd's style that if i were the ref i`d wanna take a point away for non combative behavior"
( Keep in mind Larry hates Chris Byrd`s style!)

**The Doctor is in** · 05-04-2005, 07:18 PM

OMG thats so ****in funny! I like the six heads better though

**mECHsLAVE** · 05-04-2005, 07:22 PM

"That whale just got harpooned" on Kirk Johnson getting KO'd by Vitali.

**SuckaPunch** · 05-04-2005, 07:29 PM

Eliseo Castillo vs. Wladimir Klitschko

"Castillo has used his arms more in paddling than boxing," referring to Castillo being a Cuban exile and his 5 punches a round performance.

**Kimmy** · 05-04-2005, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by crazyvince

Eliseo Castillo vs. Wladimir Klitschko

"Castillo has used his arms more in paddling than boxing," referring to Castillo being a Cuban exile and his 5 punches a round performance.

Ohhhh. thats a bit offensive actually but its not Larry`s fault, its the drink talking!!

**!! Mr. Soprano** · 05-04-2005, 07:48 PM

Larry is a legend! Love his commentary!
Too bad he is not getting any younger and age is beginning to show it's roots.
I don't think it's whiskey talking.. I believe the people upstairs are starting to move out

**ICEMAN JOHN SCULLY** · 05-04-2005, 07:56 PM

No Fan

I was never a fan of guys like Larry that think it is clever and funny to make fun of boxers who make it possible for him to even have a job in the first place

**Slipx** · 05-04-2005, 08:04 PM

Funniest Larry Moment ever, however I somewhat forget exactly what was said..

It was Floyd Mayweather vs. someone, I forget who, and he was going through his legal stuff for hitting that woman at the club or w/e.

Merchant was like "If it was a woman, I bet Floyd would land" or something to that effect. I got a good laugh out of it.

it's probably just me, but I thought it was pretty funny sanders-klitschko bout when, after wlad got ko'd, larry goes
"The boxing world will be shocked by what happened tonight!"

george goes "Na larry i think only your world is shocked" lol i.e. you don't know **** and only invested in this hometown hero b/c he's white

**Slipx** · 05-04-2005, 08:07 PM

another funny thing but it's probably just me that thinks it's funny was also during the sanders-klitschko bout

Wlad got stuck good for the second time, right before he went down the first time, and Larry goes, "He gets hit again, and holds!" the way he said 'holds' was funny, it sounded like a little kid who dropped an ice cream cone. he likely believed wlad would dominate the aging sanders, and when he saw the action, that was the result

larry merchant's funniest lines