larry merchant's funniest lines

[puppy_dogg]

foreman: "if lucas could land one good shot he could turn this whole thing around"

merchant: "george, he has 12 knockouts in 34 fights, he does'nt have any good shots"

one time buffer was doing the "lets get ready to rumble" thing, and before the fight starts larry says: "jim? did he say lets get ready to tumble?"

LMAO, to much rum i guess.

[jack_the_rippuh]

Lampley: Roy Jones seems to be too quick, and he wacks him with yet another counter.

Merchant: Why don't you get off his penis, Jim. He's in the middle of a fight here.

Foreman: Sometimes when the media is on your penis it gets you going.

Merchant: What do you mean by that, George?

[jack_the_rippuh]

"Morales realizes now that he has to do something drastic and he only has 12 seconds to do it, 11...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1 WHAT A FIGHT!"

[Dyl-G]

"Morales realizes now that he has to do something drastic and he only has 12 seconds to do it, 11...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1 WHAT A FIGHT!"

yeah lol i remember that one, and hes all off count with the clock, sounds all out of breath too. i remmeber he was saying some funny **** on the gatti mayweather undercard too. it takes him so long to say absolutely nothing.

[Moon]

"Oscar is beating Hopkins to the punch".

Manny Stewart almost immediately said "Oscar isn't throwing anything".

[2nd II none]

I hate larry merchant I've seen him throw up some of the worst score cards in history When it was obvious the other guy was kickin the holy dog**** out of the guy he was saying was winning the fight.

[hectari]

You know what was funny when merchant was interviewing jermain taylor and that one guy he fought was in the back sticking his head in and talk Larry got all mad and pushed him off that was funny.

[hectari]

I hate larry merchant I've seen him throw up some of the worst score cards in history When it was obvious the other guy was kickin the holy dog**** out of the guy he was saying was winning the fight.

You are talking about HAROLD LEDERMAN he throws up his scorecard and he is usually pretty accurate. Dont you think it is sad to hate someone over such a silly reason haha. why not just not agree or dislike but hate? kinda powerful did he do something to your honor or family?

[paul750]

One comment he made during the Chris Byrd Vs Ibebuchi fight:
"There`s something about Byrd's style that if i were the ref i`d wanna take a point away for non combative behavior"
( Keep in mind Larry hates Chris Byrd`s style!)

did he not say non performance?

[Brother Mouzone]

larry said another funny ass line in the calderon fight on the gatti vs. maywether fight ..

about calderon's punching power : "calderon couldn't dent a box of kleenex"