How strong was Jim Jeffries?

[Rusty Tromboni]

When you get a white man with an abundance of fast twitch fibers, it is a sight and joyous wonder to behold, for rarity. The last one was probably Tommy Gunn. Before him came Dempsey and Jeff, possibly a few others. Very rare.

Every day you take gayness to a whole new level.

[Rusty Tromboni]

They say a man would lose to a muzzled chimp not so much because of the strength differential (which would certainly be enough by itself) but because of the completely random and psychotic nature of the chimp's attack. The beast knows your vulnerable spots and will be specifically attacking them. That is the only thing predictable and not random about chimp attacks. They like to rip face, genitals and mitts. They will pull your feengers out by the roots, by buggery!

Yeah, I'm not sure about a chimp easily defeating a fit man, but they try to immediately RIP the genitals off their foe and have 4 hands.

Apes are horrible, horrible fighters. But no dude is ready for that kind of attack.

[Rusty Tromboni]

RENAISSANCE MAGAZINE

Baiting at the Paris Garden

Finally, a bucking stallion enters the arena with an ape on its back, and dogs trained to attack the ape are released. This bit of barbarity ends quickly, as the horse is soon exhausted and trips, throwing the ape to the ground, where he is pounced on by the dogs. The ape strangles a dog or two, but in a matter of minutes, he is reduced to a bloody mass.

Yeah, a canine can kill a chimp. But a well trained canine can pretty easily subdue a man.

Those weren't Malinois they were attacking the chimp with.

[Rusty Tromboni]

Their was an older woman who kept a chimpanzee as a pet since it was a newborn. It was tame and sat at the kitchen table to eat. One day the woman’s best friend came over to visit. The chimpanzee turned on her plucking out her eyes, biting off her nose, eating off parts of her body, pulling off her jaw and hands. Stay away from wild animals that are strong enough to tear people apart limb from limb.

https://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/ch...ack/index.html

That's an old woman.

But yeah, people shouldn't own wild animals. Wolves, cats, owls, they're OK. But a wolf only if you know what you're doing. Most folks don't and actually do exactly the wrong thing. And that's an animal that'll fu'ck you up way faster than a chimp.

[billeau2]

Yeah, I'm not sure about a chimp easily defeating a fit man, but they try to immediately RIP the genitals off their foe and have 4 hands.

Apes are horrible, horrible fighters. But no dude is ready for that kind of attack.

back from the phones so soon? Ready to spread more manure here as usual? You don't know s hit about animals either, no suprise lol. A man could beat a Chimp about and about... it ends when the chimp gets angry, triggered.

it would be hard for a fit man to subdue, attack a full grown male macque monkey you idiot. The ape has teeth and claws and an intimate understanding of adrenaline and fight...

[Willie Pep 229]

That's an old woman.

But yeah, people shouldn't own wild animals. Wolves, cats, owls, they're OK. But a wolf only if you know what you're doing. Most folks don't and actually do exactly the wrong thing. And that's an animal that'll fu'ck you up way faster than a chimp.

Cassowaries!

One of our idiots down here in Florida (and we have many) got himself taken out by his pet bird.

[billeau2]

Yeah, I'm not sure about a chimp easily defeating a fit man, but they try to immediately RIP the genitals off their foe and have 4 hands.

Apes are horrible, horrible fighters. But no dude is ready for that kind of attack.

The whole concept of "trained" is to go against how nature provided us the means to defend ourselves. Primate physiology which we also, as primates are endowed, uses blunt force going downward, crushing down on an adversary. Now look at your body... Notice how you are protected from a downward blow? I hit to your head, your eyes, nose and throat are protected
by your forehead and chin (the throat)... your groin is drawn in as well.

Trained means going against gravity and hitting "up" into the targets so they are more accesible and by hitting straight, getting their faster. Hitting up, I catch the groin, the plexus, the throat.

But what you fail to realize is that a chimp's physiology has perfected the means to crudely hit down and use the teeth. The strength is increased dramatically with anger/adrenaline, and chimps, monkeys have a much greater threshhold for pain. Most human beings who have some strength would have a hard time fighting a full grown male Macque much less an ape.

[louis54]

Very strong !!

[The Old LefHook]

The chimp fights on all fours to keep its genitals away from the action. I believe a big male chimp with a steel jock can defeat most dogs. But such matchups are quite arena-contingent. The chimp probably wins in a swimming pool, for instance. One dunk and the dog will breath in water, dooming itself. Meanwhile the chimp's muscles are so dense that it sinks to the bottom on its own. That's a fact. Any chimp smart enough to hold its breath for a few seconds defeats a dog in three feet or more of water.

Another fact is that chimp anatomy did not change to make way for larger brains. Their jaws and skulls remained heavy while our bones thinned and made way for additional soft tissue. Translation: they can take a hella punch. You will not hurt them much with a punch. They bump themselves harder than that when they are swinging around squabbling with each other.

[Rusty Tromboni]

back from the phones so soon? Ready to spread more manure here as usual? You don't know s hit about animals either, no suprise lol. A man could beat a Chimp about and about... it ends when the chimp gets angry, triggered.

it would be hard for a fit man to subdue, attack a full grown male macque monkey you idiot. The ape has teeth and claws and an intimate understanding of adrenaline and fight...

Says the guy scared off from the scouts.


How are the pine boards these days?