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[F l i c k e r]

There is no way Luis Enrique would do anything for Chelsea but get brutally fired in January.

I'm telling you, Brenda is the man for this particular job.

The club can't expect to challenge for any major trophies unless they buy better players. If the remit is to put younger players in then Brenda before he became such a joke is part of that Cobham fraternity.

I don't see the point in keeping Conte next season if he did have an about turn. His formation is looking increasingly niche and it's not something use throughout the club as youth level. So what is the point in giving him more money?

Brenda or Eddie Howe.

Brenda will want that cheque book though.

Howe on the other hand has never known World Class talent, so I doubt he'll expect even 1 blank cheque.

[Sparked_26]

Brenda or Eddie Howe.

Brenda will want that cheque book though.

Howe on the other hand has never known World Class talent, so I doubt he'll expect even 1 blank cheque.

I think Howe wouldn't know how to fight his corner.

Brenda actually knows the club pretty well. And he has a few roots there.

Brenda is a joke but he is a very sympathetic manager. And it least he had one title tilt in the prem.

The Chelsea squad is pretty weak. Brenda would put an arm around them.

[Phenom]

No way in hell Brendan Rodgers gets the Chelsea job that's the equivalent of throwing in the towel as a football club this Chelsea team are still the premier league champions they can bring in big name managers

Eddie Howe or Sean Dyche either let's get real now

[F l i c k e r]

Brenda knows his stuff though. It's the furthest thing from a sexy pick but he's a tactician. I don't think the media will let him breath however.

He plays Tammy and we get 2 hung on us by Burnley. Media will make a meal of it; board will forget the aim of the project; Brendan gets sacked by December.

This Chelsea side would probably make him look like a genius though. Much better than his Liverpool side. Outside of Suarez, none of those guys are better than this Chelsea side.

[Roy Jones Jnr]

My boy Naby Keita sent Bayern straight to the deepest depths of hell today with a goal and a assist.

He reminds me of Kante and Modric at the same damn time. The boy is gonna rip up the Prem next season, no doubt about it.

[Roy Jones Jnr]

Two signings i want my boy Klopp to make which might sound unrealistic but could well happen if Klopp wants them enough.

Eric Bailly and Kante.

Bailly, first time really paying attention to him against us last week and he was rock solid. Him and VVD would be like a prime Rio-Vidic all over again. Utd are going nowhere and Mourinho is a joke. Bailly would jump at the chance to play alongside the best CB in world football, instead of bums like Phil Jones and Chris Smalling. 40m+ Danny Ings(fantastic talent, would be great up front with Rashford) should do it.

Kante, what more needs to be said. Chelsea are a joke and he's wasting away at that joke club. He'd win trophies for fun with us. Imagine a CM of Kante, Keita and Lemar? We'd have the best midfield in the world again just like we did back when we had Mascha, Xabi and Gerrard. 65m should be enough to get him.

Gonna text my boy Jurgen right now with these two suggestions, we'd WALK the league next year if we pulled these two signings off along with the two that are already confirmed, Keita and Lemar.

[F l i c k e r]

That’s some big dreams mate.

Side note: Gotta pay respects to Batshuayi’s goal today against Hannover. Class.

[Sparked_26]

I wonder if Chelsea could sell both Batshoes and Morata.

Real apparently want Morata back, lol. God knows why.

Giroud, Abraham and a top line striker might be enough. Next season might be interesting. I don't think Hazard will go and if he does it is for an easy life at PSG and not a big move to Real Madrid.

So Big Nose, Luiz, Bakayoko, Cesc, Hazard, Pedro, Hazard, Morata, Batshoes could all be off.

Even Sweet Willy needs another contract. Who's job is it to offer one? Maria?

Chelsea don't need a manager as much as they need a director of football with a real plan. Next season could be horrific.

Someone like Enrique would be wise not to take that job because what do Chelsea have in place? It looks like nothing apart from a load of loan players some of which are decent.

Marco Van Ginkel and Mario Pasalic could easily replace Bakayoko and Drinky.

Chelsea employ coaches and not managers but they do so without a director of football. Basketcase club.

Relying on a world class manager to fluke a league can't keep happening.

City have improved with the Barca element in the board room. Chelsea need a similar plan and it can't be to bring in that bum AV Grant again. It must be a specialist who IS NOT a manager.

[El Fenomeno]

I've not seen a player look so out of their depth as Bakayoko has in a long time.

I actually feel sorry for him. He doesn't wanna be on the pitch. Surely he's getting flogged straight back to Monaco at the end of the season?

[Sparked_26]

I've not seen a player look so out of their depth as Bakayoko has in a long time.

I actually feel sorry for him. He doesn't wanna be on the pitch. Surely he's getting flogged straight back to Monaco at the end of the season?

Yeah I feel sorry for him too to the point that I think he must be better than he shows.

Why does Conte keep picking him ahead of Drinkwater?

Drinkwater isn't great, a steady eddy 6/10 player but Bakayoko is churning out 1's and 2's out of 10.

I can't think of a player we've ever had who was obviously not good enough. Big Nose is on the verge.

Wasn't Cabellero a bit dodgy at City? He flaps at some stuff but he is about 10 times better than Tibo and I'm assuming he's a lot better than Claudio Bravo too. City probably would have come closer with him in goal last season than Bravo.

Cabellero also talks. Big Nose doesn't say shit until after the game is finished and he has an opportunity to throw a team mate under the bus or defend what a bum he is.