Shit you guys, I was with this girl last night and had unprotected sex, I think I may have caught The Slap.
Gotta go to the doctor
hell at least you can get a girl...i have to slap it all night...
Seriously, the thread starter has a lot of slaptitude. I have a lot of respect for Joe Calslappy, but he can seem like a hockey player in there with all his slap shots. As a matter of slap, he's so fast because it. It helps him with his flurries, which get people to slap their hands together. It's a slap in the face to someone who counts only effective HARD shots. But I woulnd't slap on the label of SLAPPER. He can hurt you.
hahaha..that was slaptastic...
That's almost slap a good point but I think slap you got it all slap wrong. Sometimes, you know, slap, I can talk about slap Calzaghe and whatnot, without slap even saying the word (I'm not going to say it slap just to prove a point). So I think slap you wrong again you nutthugging slap lil bitch
hahaha that was a real knee slapper....lol
you that may have been the funniest shit i have seen in a long time...i mean if the guy wants to fight and make an ass of himself...then go for more power to you...but talking about lions and shit like you are from the movie lion king...that shit is just plan stupid...but i hope he gets back in the ring and fights some other clown...just so i have a perfect video for my kid when i give him the dont do drugs speech...lol
I was thinkin bout buying this new product, I dunno, looks pretty dope. What do you guys think?:
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/natas206/slapper.jpg
shit ill take two...haha
Well, slap me in the face and call me Jeff Lacy. What's with all the serious talk?
yea come on what is this a serious thread...keep talking like that and ill pimp calzone you...
Luis Resto won like a coward against Billy Collins.
But other than situations like that, I'd rather win like a "coward", or being defensive and stinking out the joint, then being exciting but losing.
Like when they're arguing in White Men Can't Jump.
I say winning is first, looking good is second.
LMFAO...if you got anything from White Men Can't Jump...other then they fact that white men cant jump...then you are truly an idiot...
HW Roy and Tyson, both prime
and roy KOs tyson
:rofl: is that dreaming or what
lol...that would be a crazy fight...but i think tyson would knock his block off...
WOW at anybody having b hop at any dream fight
Sugar Ray Robinson vs any great fighter
Right cause Hopkins is not a shoe in to the hall of fame...and he didnt do something that Ray Robinson coundnt...WOW
Why do people mention this fight when it's ancient? He's since beaten Juan Diaz at 135 pounds.
well i dont think he should have beat diaz...diaz got a cut...and campbell focused on it...which i have no problem with...see a weakness attack it...but not when he rubs his head against it the rest of the fight...
I think someone has only seen hopkins last two fights, which were nothing like how he used to fight. At age 42 and 43, he slowed his pace down a great deal, and clinched. Completely different then how he used to fight. Watch his fight against Tito Trinidad, Glen Johnson, Mercado, etc. and you'll see an exciting fighter
if i knew how to give you good karma i would...but i dont...lol
Two men with two hands. If you can't defend yourself, you shouldn't fight. Boxing is a man's sport, not for the faint of heart.
The oddsmakers don't think Campbell should've gotten the win either. That's Juan Diaz's fault I guess.
your right two HANDS...but if you go back and watch the fight...every time they got in close campbell rubs his head against his cut...and idk...but i would have a hard time focusing if some guy was rubbing his rough ass head...into a cut on my face...
Golota vs. Holyfield
Tyson vs. Mercer
Tyson vs. Morrison
Tyson vs. Bowe
Tyson vs. Foreman
Foreman vs. Bowe
Foreman vs. Lewis
i dont think you just want to see tyson fight again...no matter who he fights...lol
Maybe Oscar is having second thoughts? Heheh nahhhh.
But why fight over Kim Kardashian? That girl is way damaged goods.
Well maybe he likes the taste of RayJay's piss...
"The greatest test of courage of this Earth is to bear defeat without losing heart!"
I'd rather lose and keep my pride and dignity then win like a bitch.. I think you get more respect that way and you don't have that feeling of being a punk inside you.
couldnt agree more...i would rather lose like a man...going down swinging...then win like a bitch...and in my eyes to a perfect example of winning like a bitch...(even though he doesnt get a W for it) the way Ricky Hatton dodged Witter until he lost...Hatton won cause now he doesnt have to fight him...even though he never would have...cause hatton as much as i do like him as a fighter...is a BITCH!!
That Byrd knockdown tonight/last night was pretty funny. He literally got stretched out. LOL.
That zab knock out is one of the funniest i have ever seen...byrd looked like an ass when he got knocked down...i mean its kinda hard not to but still...lol
He's been keeping his hands down since he was a kid-that's a bad habit that I doubt ever changes.
other then that one thing...i really didnt see any big holes in his style...
he is very impressive...i think he can be a great fighter...but he needs to learn that he cant be putting his hands down with everyone...or he is going to get nate campbelled....lol
torres was in complete control knocking holt down 2 times and then a headbutt or clash of heads wobbles torres into the ropes and then holt lands a clean or lucky right hand shot to ko torres.
there has to be a 3rd fight between these 2 and i got torres by ko which is what would've happened had the headbutt or clash of heads didn't happen
torres gave holt a rematch when he didnt have to..holt should just return it..