Chinese tourists are all over Tokyo, buying everything

[SunSpace]

I am sure they wouldn't test me. They were little mama's boys. Perhaps, you just revealed your deepest desires? What's your obsession with being dominated by lil soft Chinese boys & donkey's?

lol Don't take it insultingly; I was actually curious as to the question's answer, in my sleep-deprived state.

I've been laughing about that question for the past 30 minutes straight; I'm obviously not doing too well over here.

It's a curiosity as to what would occur in an utter "role-reversal" of power in a typical social interaction, specifically one so embarrassingly bizarre.

So, what would you have done?

[Zaroku]

lol Don't take it insultingly; I was actually curious as to the question's answer, in my sleep-deprived state.

I've been laughing about that question for the past 30 minutes straight; I'm obviously not doing too well over here.

But maybe it's not so much a desire but a curiosity as to what would occur in an utter "role-reversal" of power in a typical social interaction, specifically one so embarrassingly bizarre.

So, what would you have done?

I would have knocked the **** out of those two itty bitty guys.

Not doing too well over here? Where is here.

[SunSpace]

I would have knocked the **** out of those two itty bitty guys.

Not doing too well over here? Where is here.

I'm in Puerto Rico, but I just mean that I'm at that stage of sleep deprivation where its pretty much akin to being drunk. I'll sleep after this post.

If something like that happened to me, I'd first have my injuries checked, then I'd file a report with the cops, so that they can trace the IP of the guys once they upload the video.

How about a lighter scenario?

What if you're celebrating your birthday at a local Chinese restaurant with some friends, and it's a great mini-party, with even Jhonny getting in on some fun.

Then, as you're leaving the restaurant, unexpectedly, two Chinese waiters approach you and hand you a small booklet titled "How to Be a Proper Chinese."

Shocked, you shift through its pages, discovering rule after rule, such as:

1. Don't bring your pet into a restaurant.

2. Don't overeat.

3. If you must eat, make sure not to slurp your noodles loudly.

4. Don't smell like fart.

5. Dress Chinese.

At this point, you're speechless, but the waiters place a calm hand on your shoulder and, in a soothing, although heavily accented voice, say, "1, 2, 3-4-5, and 10."

You still cannot bring your words together by the time they start "escorting" you out of the restaurant. Once you're on the other side of the door, you all of a sudden remember--Jhonny! He's still inside!

You open the doors, and, in horror, catch as one of the waiters slaps Jhonny across the face, saying in the same soothing, heavily accented voice, "5."

What would you do?

[Zaroku]

I'm in Puerto Rico, but I just mean that I'm at that stage of sleep deprivation where its pretty much akin to being drunk. I'll sleep after this post.

If something like that happened to me, I'd first have my injuries checked, then I'd file a report with the cops, so that they can trace the IP of the guys once they upload the video.

How about a lighter scenario?

What if you're celebrating your birthday at a local Chinese restaurant with some friends, and it's a great mini-party, with even Jhonny getting in on some fun.

Then, as you're leaving the restaurant, unexpectedly, two Chinese waiters approach you and hand you a small booklet titled "How to Be a Proper Chinese."

Shocked, you shift through its pages, discovering rule after rule, such as:

1. Don't bring your pet into a restaurant.

2. Don't overeat.

3. If you must eat, make sure not to slurp your noodles loudly.

4. Don't smell like fart.

5. Dress Chinese.

At this point, you're speechless, but the waiters place a calm hand on your shoulder and, in a soothing, although heavily accented voice, say, "1, 2, 3-4-5, and 10."

You still cannot bring your words together by the time they start "escorting" you out of the restaurant. Once you're on the other side of the door, you all of a sudden remember--Jhonny! He's still inside!

You open the doors, and, in horror, catch as one of the waiters slaps Jhonny across the face, saying in the same soothing, heavily accented voice, "5."

What would you do?

??????
Go to sleep! You need it.

[SunSpace]

??????
Go to sleep! You need it.

lol sorry!!!!!!!!!!

[Zaroku]

lol sorry!!!!!!!!!!

You come up with some wild ideas. Perhaps, you were merely recounting a personal experience? On the other hand, you may be a Hollywood screen writer?

Perhaps you consumed some LSD or Peyote?

[Zaroku]

I'm in Puerto Rico, but I just mean that I'm at that stage of sleep deprivation where its pretty much akin to being drunk. I'll sleep after this post.

If something like that happened to me, I'd first have my injuries checked, then I'd file a report with the cops, so that they can trace the IP of the guys once they upload the video.

How about a lighter scenario?

What if you're celebrating your birthday at a local Chinese restaurant with some friends, and it's a great mini-party, with even Jhonny getting in on some fun.

Then, as you're leaving the restaurant, unexpectedly, two Chinese waiters approach you and hand you a small booklet titled "How to Be a Proper Chinese."

Shocked, you shift through its pages, discovering rule after rule, such as:

1. Don't bring your pet into a restaurant.

2. Don't overeat.

3. If you must eat, make sure not to slurp your noodles loudly.

4. Don't smell like fart.

5. Dress Chinese.

At this point, you're speechless, but the waiters place a calm hand on your shoulder and, in a soothing, although heavily accented voice, say, "1, 2, 3-4-5, and 10."

You still cannot bring your words together by the time they start "escorting" you out of the restaurant. Once you're on the other side of the door, you all of a sudden remember--Jhonny! He's still inside!

You open the doors, and, in horror, catch as one of the waiters slaps Jhonny across the face, saying in the same soothing, heavily accented voice, "5."

What would you do?

I got a few questions. Honestly, I'm not trolling you. not trolling you at all.

How long have you been a troll?
What do you actually get out of trolling?
Was your father in your life?
Would you be willing to svck Jhonny off?

Honest questions, not trolling at all, these are very Intriguing questions.

[SunSpace]

You come up with some wild ideas. Perhaps, you were merely recounting a personal experience? On the other hand, you may be a Hollywood screen writer?

Perhaps you consumed some LSD or Peyote?

I am pretty talented as a writer, but I don't think I'll ever be able to profit from it, much less Hollywood.

I was extremely tired, and staying up late to type those stories was a horrible idea because I ended up having to drive a family member to the hospital at 2 am, and then I drove back home and made some long post on the Hate Crime thread, only to be called and told that I had to go back and stay over there throughout the entire surgical process.

I remained at that hospital from 7am until 3:30 pm.

So essentially, having already gone a day without sleep, I was forced to stay up throughout another one. By the time I was done, I was fearing that I would just fall flat on my face and pass out. I was stumbling around like a literal drunk.

What's worse, I caught some older lady looking at my package as I was trying to stay awake. (I'm not joking.)

Horrible, horrible day.

Sleep deprivation has the same effects as drunkenness, so that's where the creativity came from; too bad I had no idea what awaited me.

[SunSpace]

I got a few questions. Honestly, I'm not trolling you. not trolling you at all.

How long have you been a troll?
What do you actually get out of trolling?
Was your father in your life?
Would you be willing to svck Jhonny off?

Honest questions, not trolling at all, these are very Intriguing questions.

lol At the time, I was genuinely curious. That's how my mind works, but I keep it in check, usually. I'm always thinking up random scenarios, and I ponder them to death.

I guess my brain was curious as to how you would react if you received a pamphlet of rules like what the Japanese handed out to the Chinese. Role-reversal.

Not to mention that, even now, that was pretty funny.

But no, I don't want to do that to Jhonny.

"5."

lol

[Zaroku]

lol At the time, I was genuinely curious. That's how my mind works, but I keep it in check, usually. I'm always thinking up random scenarios, and I ponder them to death.

I guess my brain was curious as to how you would react if you received a pamphlet of rules like what the Japanese handed out to the Chinese. Role-reversal.

Not to mention that, even now, that was pretty funny.

But no, I don't want to do that to Jhonny.

"5."

lol

The Chinese will give the Japanese, South Koreans, Philippines the law soon. They are already exerting both military and financial power over many Asian countries.