Threw a couple of stacks of damp hay on a bonfire at a party.
Pushed a kid down a massive steep hill in a shopping cart.
Burned down a tree house in the middle of the forest which allegedly belonged to a little girl and her grandfather. "Jill & Grandpa's Tree Fort!"
Tried to unclog a shower drain with brake parts cleaner and a lighter. Biggest smoke cloud ever.
1 whole bottle of Captain Morgans Tattoo + 1 whole bag of Ruffles & Ranch Dip = violent illness.
Used bootlegged field passes at a UofM football game and ran on the field with my friends and the players. Touched the banner and promptly got roughed up by security guards...had to eat the field pass while a cop had his back turned.
Gave a kid a piledriver on a cement floor (more or less).
Pushed a kid down a massive steep hill in a shopping cart.
Burned down a tree house in the middle of the forest which allegedly belonged to a little girl and her grandfather. "Jill & Grandpa's Tree Fort!"
Tried to unclog a shower drain with brake parts cleaner and a lighter. Biggest smoke cloud ever.
1 whole bottle of Captain Morgans Tattoo + 1 whole bag of Ruffles & Ranch Dip = violent illness.
Used bootlegged field passes at a UofM football game and ran on the field with my friends and the players. Touched the banner and promptly got roughed up by security guards...had to eat the field pass while a cop had his back turned.
Gave a kid a piledriver on a cement floor (more or less).
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