What are some stupid things that you've done in life?

[Derranged]

When I was a kid I was imitating the older kids by riding my bike without holding on to the handle bars when i was riding too slow to do so...

[Spare Moody]

hey cptn. We are going to do an intervention for you. One day you'll enter an office or room and we'll all be in a circle in a room. We'll surprise you..

i always knew that day would come...

[Garo]

when i was a kid i was told that cats have 9 lives and always land on their feet.

so i took my little kitten and threw it in the air as high as i could and watched it hit the ground head first.

it went into a coma but i gave it cpr and it came back to life.

i realized that cats dont always land on their feet, but i still havn't found out if they really have 9 lives or not.

[Iamnotausername]

Hey Howdy I got somethin in common with you.

I've fallen off the bed while ****ing a girl, banged my head against my tv, got up, tried to start again and fell asleep on top of her(she was really fat). Nedless to say I was very very drunk!

[Spare Moody]

Hey Howdy I got somethin in common with you.

I've fallen off the bed while ****ing a girl, banged my head against my tv, got up, tried to start again and fell asleep on top of her(she was really fat). Nedless to say I was very very drunk!

oh i fell asleep on my chick last year too! this was the same girl that i flipped over to hit it from behind but i spun her around a lil hard and she fell off the bed.

pretty much, anything disastrous that can happen in the sack has happened to me.

[Iamnotausername]

oh i fell asleep on my chick last year too! this was the same girl that i flipped over to hit it from behind but i spun her around a lil hard and she fell off the bed.

pretty much, anything disastrous that can happen in the sack has happened to me.

LOL

I fell asleep on another girl aswell about a month after that occasion. Only this time she had connections to a girl I fancied. In my drunken logic I reasoned that if I ****ed her good it would give me a better chance of ****ing her. Well, if my plan had any chance of coming off, i ****ed up pretty badly when called upon!

I never did get a chance with her friend

I've also been kicked in the head by a girl in bed. I had pulled out and was getting the old boy ready to go back in and went for the wrong hole(it was an honest mistake, needless to say I was very very drunk). This girl was known as a bit of a nutcase so she kicked me in the head. *****

[Migs]

I accidentally brushed my teeth with icy hot one time. Yup.

[Two Clips]

Well the stupidest thing I ever did was getting plastered at the club one night and stopping at a red light and falling to sleep and when I woke up I was on the median with a police officer knocking on my window with his flashlight.

[BrooklynBomber]

Discovered this site.

[Mike06j770]

Well the stupidest thing I ever did was getting plastered at the club one night and stopping at a red light and falling to sleep and when I woke up I was on the median with a police officer knocking on my window with his flashlight.

damn...i fell a sleep in a mcdonalds drive thru at about 4 am...luckily the drunk person behind me woke me up