Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[MindBat]

The inevitable

Mike suffers humiliating defeat after a brief and meaningless struggle

[Szef]

goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .

Another bump This is by far, the greatest post I've ever read on this forum

[maenyfresh]

Mike Tyson would uppercut that gorilla where it hurts, right in the Nuts, then it would be game over. KO in one. Anyone who thinks otherwise don't know s**t about boxing.

[Weltschmerz]

When I saw the thread title I actually believed this might be true. Then on the other hand, I cannot imagine Tyson and animal cruelty in the same sentence.

[MisterHardtop]

Tyson did a lot of crazy things, this would not have been too wacky if it had ever happened.

It's got to be said, that when Tyson was around, there was never a dull moment and I always had the most fun interviewing him. With me and quite a few other writers, he was always genial and up for a laugh but when he flipped, he really flipped.

[Mike D]

If Mike could somehow sedate the gorilla, he'd have a shot at decisioning it.

[Weltschmerz]

Tyson did a lot of crazy things, this would not have been too wacky if it had ever happened.

It's got to be said, that when Tyson was around, there was never a dull moment and I always had the most fun interviewing him. With me and quite a few other writers, he was always genial and up for a laugh but when he flipped, he really flipped.

When did you interview him and under which circumstances?

[Guest]

Bumped for greatness!

[1hittaquitta]

I could see the old mike eating the gorillas children!!

[AntonTheMeh]