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  • World class HW fighter or not, you're essentially a 9 year old girl vs a gorilla.

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    • Originally posted by catskills23 View Post
      goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .
      Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha say what.

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      • Originally posted by catskills23 View Post
        Yeah but your forgetting that back then that Tyson was the baddest man on the planet . Everyone feared him including the gorilla . When Tyson would be stalking the gorilla bobbing and weaving behind his jab. The gorilla would be terrified of Tyson . and when Tyson would hit him he would of never felt anything like his power. One of Tyson's right hands to the gorillas temple and the gorilla would be out cold. He wouldn't be able to get up for a week.
        Hahahahahahahaha it just gets better!

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        • Originally posted by Boxing Goat View Post
          I would have to see the data on that one lol but Tyson would have gotten destroyed. The gorilla would have thought he was f u cking around n sh i t
          I went and checked. Depending on the website a gorilla is rated either below or above sharks. Safe to say a gorilla would make a mess of anyone they bite.

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          • The Gorilla would knock Mike spark out but i think Fury would give it a boxing lesson. You can't hurt what you can't hit and the Gypsy King would have the gorilla hitting air all night.

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            • Originally posted by TonyGe View Post
              I went and checked. Depending on the website a gorilla is rated either below or above sharks. Safe to say a gorilla would make a mess of anyone they bite.
              Oh definitely and they would break Tyson in half with raw strength

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              • Originally posted by denium View Post
                The Gorilla would knock Mike spark out but i think Fury would give it a boxing lesson. You can't hurt what you can't hit and the Gypsy King would have the gorilla hitting air all night.


                Brit hometown delusion on full display once again lol

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                • Originally posted by Boxing Goat View Post


                  Brit hometown delusion on full display once again lol
                  Fury has beaten Wladimir Klitschko and Deontay Wilder, who has the gorilla ever beaten?

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