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  • If they're using modern or Maquis de Queensbury rules, Tyson wins by DQ when the ape rips his head off with its bare hands.

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    • http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...use-punch.html

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      • Originally posted by catskills23 View Post
        yeah but if mike hit the gorilla first?.
        What is wrong with you?

        I think a gorilla hit you in the head.

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        • This was when he was with Robin Givens so it must have been 1987-88. Tyson's impetuous style, impregnable defense, and Rooney in the corner means he was unbeatable. His power was discombulatingly devastating, it's ludicrous that the primitive gorilla would attempt to enter his realm.

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          • a Gorilla would just tear him up apart in little pieces.

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            • In a world where idiots think Bruce Lee beats Ali in a street fight, you best believe Tyson would maul that Gorilla.

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              • This Tiger is still only a baby, but it just goes to show Mike Tyson's mentality! (That Tiger if it wanted to, could maybe kill him! I highly doubt there are any breeds of Dogs in the world that could defeat a prime Mike Tyson!).

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                • What's with mike wanting to beat up on animals? He could get arrested for that.
                  Wasn't punching and making men unconscious enough?

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                  • Kigali would have gotten his head knocked off by Tyson.

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                    • Originally posted by TainoGodCanelo View Post
                      Kigali would have gotten his head knocked off by Tyson.
                      Better a gorilla than a roach.

                      Gorilla > Roach

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