(Former) Adult performer gets sentenced to 10 years for role in drug related murder

[Mike D]

I'm dead on the inside as well...

[Mike D]

Did you wank?





I'm no psychologist but she appears to be in a better mood in the first pic than the 2nd pic...

[Mike D]

I rubbed one out to one of Aubrey Gold's finest works last night while I fantasized about her murdering drug dealers

[Mike D]

I work at a Bank of America office building. But I'm not actually a Bank of America employee. Just a contractor/vendor who works at the building. We're forced to wear masks because Bank of America pays the rent. So they make the rules. And they have requested that all vendors/contractors wear a mask....

[Mike D]

But the other one is my preferred Alec Baldwin prop gun discharge thread...

[Mike D]

I prefer any woman that will take me. Even a great big fat one with questionable hygiene....

[Mike D]

Judging by those pics and just her appearance in general she was probably marketed more towards the barely legal crowd....

[Mike D]

I will sniff all da poooseys

doesn't matter which

[Mike D]

Couple of questions. One obvious one of which Baldwin himself pointed out.

Why was the gun loaded?

And why was he pointing it in the direction of the director of photography?

[Mike D]

First off, how fooking weird is it that they won't let you say the other word for adult performer (starts with a P) here at this website? What the fook is up with that?? We all got brought together here because we like to see dudes beat one another's brains in, but we can't say that?!? Lol whatever....

[Mike D]

Yep. I really wish these people would find a way to leave. Save up some money and get on a plane and don't look back. I don't care if you hate the United States -- that's your right, but go somewhere else and do it. For the life of me I cannot understand how you can hate a country so much, yet still...

[Mike D]

I've never done 20 squats before let alone 20 squats and milk...

[Mike D]

I double mask while I sleep...

[Mike D]

Love cartel torture vids. I watch them in the morning while I sip my coffee to get my mind right for the day. Every single morning. Then by the time I get to my office job and punch that clock I am ready to take no prisoners.

[Mike D]

Now look, I understand that boxing is a different animal. But I really do agree with most everything he said.

In boxing, you can start off 30-0, get KO'd by a good shot in fight 31, and then all of a sudden that fighter has been exposed, is a bum and is/was overrated.

Only...

[Mike D]

Well this part is actually kind of real. I do genuinely like Brian Sutherland. He reminds me of me. He's a total loser bum completely devoid of skill and although I've never actually been in a fight, if I had, I would imagine myself fighting very much like him. He failed miserably chasing his dream...

[Mike D]

Can we get Paulie Shore to play me? Or maybe Rob Schneider. And can I at least get a cut of the profits that will cover my phone bill? If we can arrange all of that I will go along with this new version of the story...

[Mike D]

Didn't have time to take photos. I had to get the fook outta there....

[Mike D]

I triple mask in the car. When I'm by myself....

[Mike D]

You're right. And it's pretty mind bending to think about. I think you could go around the earth something like 7 times in a single second if you could travel the speed of light. Yet, the distances are so incredibly vast in space that even at such a speed -- you would still be moving at a snail's pace...