Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  • Charles Darwin
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    #301
    Pac KO'd a barbery ape last month, I don't see why he can't move up one more weight to Gorilla.

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    • Njord777
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      #302
      It would've gone down like this:

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        #303
        Originally posted by Njord777
        It would've gone down like this:

        nah nah... Tysons corner would have been better prepared

        end result:

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        • Smokin'J
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          #304
          Originally posted by Crumble
          add to the fact, Mike Tyson is a big scalp for a gorilla.

          He could be walking around the cage saying 'I put Tyson in hospital recognise fools.
          This whole thread is worth gold but this really made me lol.

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          • MexicanMauler
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            #305
            You guys are insane.
            A gorillas skull is about 6 times as hard as a human skull.
            Mike would've shattered every bone in his hand punching the gorilla.

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              #306
              Originally posted by MexicanMauler
              You guys are insane.
              A gorillas skull is about 6 times as hard as a human skull.
              Mike would've shattered every bone in his hand punching the gorilla.
              this thread lost logic a lonnnnnng time ago homie

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                #307
                Hahaha!!

                Tyson would have gotten his arms ripped from their sockets, and beaten with the the bloody end like a drum.

                Tyson

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                • Charles Darwin
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                  #308
                  Anyone who says that the Gorilla would win is an idiot.

                  Tyson is the toughest man ever to step into a ring, I would put serious money on Mike over two gorillas at the same time.

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                    #309
                    Wow. I didn't know this actually took place.

                    Tyson vs. Gorilla

                    In February of 1988, a month after Mike Tyson destroyed Larry Holmes- with money and fame at his beck and call- the prolific heavyweight champion attempted to enter a Silverback Gorilla cage at the San Diego Zoo. Offering ten thousand dollars cash, Tyson attempted to gain entry to the Gorilla enclosure to, "Knock that hairy ****er out," as he was reported to have claimed.

                    Of course, Tyson was denied such entry; and this is the story most know. What some fail to realize is, three months later, Mike Tyson was able to charter a flight to Zimbabwe and, hiring local guides, track down a gorilla in the wild.

                    "I'd like to say I knocked him out clean with one punch. I didn't. It took two to drop that hairy fool. I'm indestructible. I'm a whole new species. I'm a monster. I'm a beast. I should be locked up, but they wouldn't dare try." He was quoted as saying- and the aftermath of Tyson's attack on a wild Silverback Gorilla was forever immortalized in this, the only known photograph of the event.

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                    • Smokin'J
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                      #310
                      Originally posted by Njord777
                      Wow. I didn't know this actually took place.

                      Tyson vs. Gorilla

                      In February of 1988, a month after Mike Tyson destroyed Larry Holmes- with money and fame at his beck and call- the prolific heavyweight champion attempted to enter a Silverback Gorilla cage at the San Diego Zoo. Offering ten thousand dollars cash, Tyson attempted to gain entry to the Gorilla enclosure to, "Knock that hairy ****er out," as he was reported to have claimed.

                      Of course, Tyson was denied such entry; and this is the story most know. What some fail to realize is, three months later, Mike Tyson was able to charter a flight to Zimbabwe and, hiring local guides, track down a gorilla in the wild.

                      "I'd like to say I knocked him out clean with one punch. I didn't. It took two to drop that hairy fool. I'm indestructible. I'm a whole new species. I'm a monster. I'm a beast. I should be locked up, but they wouldn't dare try." He was quoted as saying- and the aftermath of Tyson's attack on a wild Silverback Gorilla was forever immortalized in this, the only known photograph of the event.

                      green k send

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