Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[Mike D]

Yeah but your forgetting that back then that Tyson was the baddest man on the planet . Everyone feared him including the gorilla .

Gorilla wanted to be the last one to be introduced by Buffer. And also wanted to be the first name mentioned in all the promos.

[RedZmaja]

Yeah but your forgetting that back then that Tyson was the baddest man on the planet . Everyone feared him including the gorilla . When Tyson would be stalking the gorilla bobbing and weaving behind his jab. The gorilla would be terrified of Tyson . and when Tyson would hit him he would of never felt anything like his power. One of Tyson's right hands to the gorillas temple and the gorilla would be out cold. He wouldn't be able to get up for a week.

So you're saying that he wasn't just the baddest man on the planet but also the baddest mammal on the planet?

[mvooom]

Just to add to what I posted, a playing matured tiger swiping at a ball had 1,500lbs of force. Tyson's little tiger wa not trying to hurt him yet it rocked him in different directions just by leaning on him.

A matured tiger angry as hell will probably pack 3,000 lbs of force with one swipe. Even without the claws, that is already more than the hardest hitting heavy weight puncher without gloves. Those tigers can take those swipes over and over without feeling much, they swipe at themselves all day yet you don't hear of a broken jaw or even pulled teeth.

Then you add the claws and teeth, prime Tyson at his absolute best and angriest mode won't stand a chance with a wild matured tiger. Another fight over in seconds.

Enough with the Tyson god-like status. He couldn't even KO Holyfield and he hit him flush several times to the head.

[mvooom]

the sheer dong blowning of mike tyson by catskills is disturbing...

mike couldnt reach douglas let alone a gorilla the only person i'd ever think to put agianst a gorilla in terms of power would be foreman and thats so faaaar fetched that i'd never consider it ever

Oh, I thought I was the only one.

I read a few lines and replied on what will happen with either gorilla or tiger then I went back to read the whole thread page by page. I'll tell you, the man was beginning to worry me.

Tyson landed flush on Holyfield several times on the head and didn't do much harm. Smh!

[club fighter]

You ever read the stories about the damage chimps do to people when they turn on them? Ripping off fingers, faces, even testicles. A gorilla does twice that.

....... and I bet Mike had to give up those tigers when they got old enough to be less playful and look at him as dinner.

[Guest]

Bumping this legendary thread

[Vodkaholic]

I've been on this forum for quite a while now, and this is the single most rediculous thread of all time. Catskills, drop it, your wrong. Let this thread die and be forgotten.

It will never be forgotten fool!

[TonyGe]

A Gorilla's bite force is more than a shark's.

[Boxing Goat]

A gorilla has roughly 4 times the strength of an average man. Mike Tyson would have likely died had he been allowed to fight an adult gorilla. The Zookeeper saved that idiots life.

[Boxing Goat]

A Gorilla's bite force is more than a shark's.

I would have to see the data on that one lol but Tyson would have gotten destroyed. The gorilla would have thought he was f u cking around n sh i t