I saw some boxers on the drive home tonight...

[Guest]

Cheers guys... I thought maybe it was a bit corny but glad you liked it.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

that was very good

[them_apples]

You should make threads like this more often.

You didn't see Joe and Enzo at all?

Yea Calzaghe was in a Ferrari f430 scuderia bragging about how he beat a 93 NSX.

[Savino]

[Xyei]

Vintage Anorak.

[Guest]

God bless ya, slag.

[*AKO PA HA!]

.. first of all I passed Jermain Taylor, who was stuck in the middle of the road. He'd ran out of gas.

Then I saw Carl Froch, but he couldn't get out of the slow lane.

Bernard Hopkins was driving a clapped-out Ford with all the wheel trims hanging off and the hood coming open. The car was so past its best it was a total write-off, but he assured me it was actually a good condition Ferrari and still worthy of his attention for the week.


Mikkel Kessler was there - he'd crashed into a wall.

"Mikkel," I said, "didn't you see the turning?"

"Schnell," he said, "Nein... nein... I izt are und see zee turning, but I could not adapt. I had zee plan... to drive forward. But then turnings, and roundabouts... so many anglez. Very confusingshun. I could not make adjustments midway through."


Manny Pacquaio was taking a drive, too. Someone had accused him of using illegal gas to soup his car up and make it run faster, so he'd disproved them by refusing to have his engine tested and came out with a completely different car instead.


Floyd was there, too... he was driving a top range sports car, which he kept telling me was the best sports car out there, and how he was going to test it against all the great racing tracks of the world. Sadly he was content to just take it down to the local shops.

[Xyei]

Funny, I saw Paul Williams on my way home. He had just gotten a new fly swatter because his car had over 100 flies flying around in it. He was swinging that thing all over the place like a spaz but only managed to kill 2 flies.

I also saw David Haye who had stopped at the local carwash to get his ride cleaned. He was about to drive into the wash but all of a sudden, threw it in reverse and pulled out screaming "my back hurts."

[XviciousX]

Nice, I laughed at all of them, would be nice if you did a longer one with alot more boxers being mentioned.

[XviciousX]

I saw Amir Khan unfortunately as soon as he backed out of his driveway he crashed onto a brick wall.

I passed right throug Arreola who had a truck loaded with furniture, didn't help that Odlanier Solis was in front of him with just as much if not more furniture.

I saw Nikolai Valuew in a Yugo, **** was weird.

I saw a black car with custom painted black rims and with really tinted windows, I believe Antonio Tarver was behind the wheel.

I saw Pavlik in a brand new 10' Chevy Camaro but as much as he tried he was passed by a 1990 Ford F-150, afterwards he claimed he needed a change of oil but he didnt tell anyone beforehand.

I saw Mayweather in a Mayback bullying byclists honking and insulting them, but would do the same when a nice car was next to him.

I saw Berto but as soon as I found him he pulled out of the highway.

I saw Hatton but 6 minutes after spotting him a Ferrari just came right by and crushed him knocking him unconscious.

I pulled up next to a girl with nice lips ina pink car, started holloring until I noticed it was Paulie Malignaggi.

I saw Edwin Valero, but the police were driving.

Roman Gonzales was driving a 1/4 car, he was killing it.

Haha sorry if they weren't funny I was liked the idea.