I saw some boxers on the drive home tonight...

[nomadman]

Yesterday I passed Butterbean peddling frantically on a tiny kid's tricycle. Unfortunately, his vast bulk caused the tricycle to enter his **** orifice and lodge itself in his large intestine, forcing the pudgy pugilist to waddle the rest of the way to his destination (which I presume was a gym of some sort).

[Drive Slow]

I saw Ricky Hatton pulling into Micky D's, man I could have sworn I had just seen his car at Krispy Kreme!

Then I saw Amir Khan's nice ride at the glass repair shop, I heard a rock hit his window and shattered the front window...guess he won't be driving down that road anytime soon!

[JONESJR22]

[Fox McCloud]

I heard something about Manny Pacquiao locking his doors anytime there is an African American around.

[heat27]

lol that taylor line was funny

[Guest]

Cheers man

[Dirt]

I saw Andre Dirrell unconsious in his car after getting in a fender bender at 5 mph

[fight_professor]

.. first of all I passed Jermain Taylor, who was stuck in the middle of the road. He'd ran out of gas.

Then I saw Carl Froch, but he couldn't get out of the slow lane.

Bernard Hopkins was driving a clapped-out Ford with all the wheel trims hanging off and the hood coming open. The car was so past its best it was a total write-off, but he assured me it was actually a good condition Ferrari and still worthy of his attention for the week.


Mikkel Kessler was there - he'd crashed into a wall.

"Mikkel," I said, "didn't you see the turning?"

"Schnell," he said, "Nein... nein... I izt are und see zee turning, but I could not adapt. I had zee plan... to drive forward. But then turnings, and roundabouts... so many anglez. Very confusingshun. I could not make adjustments midway through."


Manny Pacquaio was taking a drive, too. Someone had accused him of using illegal gas to soup his car up and make it run faster, so he'd disproved them by refusing to have his engine tested and came out with a completely different car instead.


Floyd was there, too... he was driving a top range sports car, which he kept telling me was the best sports car out there, and how he was going to test it against all the great racing tracks of the world. Sadly he was content to just take it down to the local shops.

That deserves plus K. Esp and Taylor and Floyd.

[Dirt]

i saw tim bradley revving his engine at every car then Devon Alexander pulled up and Bradley said "i dont wanna race your cheap car"


















ok that wasn't as funny as i thought it would be in my head.

[starjammer]

That was hilarious, one of the funniest threads I've seen.