I saw some boxers on the drive home tonight...

[-Hyperion-]

rofl......after the dirrelll debacle of a joke last tiem, this has definatly redeemed you

[PensionKiller]

I saw Lennox Lewis driving down the street, then out of no where Vitali pulled up alongside next to him in a Rolls Royce. Lewis immediately threw a fist full of cash at his chauffeur and yelled for him to "Get me the **** outta here!" Lennox's car then desperately peeled out through oncoming traffic and hooked a turn at the next light. Vitali tried to pursue but his car wasn't fast enough to keep up with a desperate and frightened man with his foot on the accelerator.

I once saw Vitali in a big ass Jeep, someone through a can of Coke at his car and it smashed his windscreen and he couldn't see from one side.

The driver was actually Lennox Lewis who then drove off normally in his old beat up Ford that has engine problems and rust because he realised Vitali was blind and wouldn't be able to cope.

A police vehicle saw Vitali's souped up Jeep, stopped him because it would be crazy to drive blind. Vitali got angry and starting shouting 'NOOOOOO'

Mr Vitali has been looking at Auto trader for that ****** up Ford, but little does he know, it has been sent to crusher for failing the Motor checks.

[*2TOUGH*]

and what about Audley?????????????????

[PensionKiller]

and what about Audley?????????????????

Audley jumped in his nice sports car, ran out of petrol, got hit by a Ford Fiesta and then went to America and ran out of gas, came back again and will run out of petrol

[nomadman]

I saw Lennox Lewis driving down the street...

No you didn't. That's a big fat fib.

Lennox is a supporter of our fine public transport system.

[etlux]

No you didn't. That's a big fat fib.

Lennox is a supporter of our fine public transport system.

that's cus he's too broke to afford a car cus instead of making money he ran away from the sport he loved out of cowardice cus he knew Vitali will own him

[915]

I pulled up next to a girl with nice lips ina pink car, started holloring until I noticed it was Paulie Malignaggi.

**** made me laugh

[laughstock]

Cheers man, I did want to do a few more but I was a bit tired and couldn't think of any tbh.

Today though I did see Andre Dirrell driving... the object was, he was trying to park in his garage, but instead of doing that he just drove round and round the edges of his lawn instead, refusing to get inside.

I remember seeing this actually... There were some bystanders near the house egging him on to enter garage, but the only response they got was, "Just Let me Breathe Man!.

[the_blueprint]

Arthur Abraham was driving along, btw... I forgot to mention it as he was miles behind the whole time.

In the end though he started putting his foot on the accelerator and he looked to be possibly closing the gap, but still some way behind.

But then there was controversy as one of those "train crossing" barriers came down across the roadway.... Arthur carried on anyway and smashed right into it, writing off his car.

I asked him why he'd done it, but he claimed not to see the barrier. "I not see... I did not realise it was down. My car izt not hurt, it good actor."

Pretty soon after his brother came along to give Arthur's car a kick in the hood.


Strange times.

found this hilarious :L


i also like the valero one posted by someone else, about the police driving

[Guest]

rofl......after the dirrelll debacle of a joke last tiem, this has definatly redeemed you

You mean the wank joke? I gotta a new one coming for it.