I saw some boxers on the drive home tonight...

[Fox McCloud]

I saw Allan Green challenge Jeff Gordon to a race, saying that no one in the world could beat him... no one.

As expected, Gordon smoked him. When asked if he wished he had done anything differently, Green said that Gordon didn't do anything he expected him to, but his engine had too many miles on it. Next time, with a new engine, he'd be able to beat anyone with seconds to spare.

[Guest]

i saw tim bradley revving his engine at every car then Devon Alexander pulled up and Bradley said "i dont wanna race your cheap car"


ok that wasn't as funny as i thought it would be in my head.

Hey, you're having a go, man, that's what counts.


Funnily enough I saw Allan Green telling me his car could go at 800mph and outrun anyone else on the road.

When it came down to it he stalled it after driving half a street and became resigned to them overtaking him. Weird.

[titanium]

.. first of all I passed Jermain Taylor, who was stuck in the middle of the road. He'd ran out of gas.

Then I saw Carl Froch, but he couldn't get out of the slow lane.

Bernard Hopkins was driving a clapped-out Ford with all the wheel trims hanging off and the hood coming open. The car was so past its best it was a total write-off, but he assured me it was actually a good condition Ferrari and still worthy of his attention for the week.


Mikkel Kessler was there - he'd crashed into a wall.

"Mikkel," I said, "didn't you see the turning?"

"Schnell," he said, "Nein... nein... I izt are und see zee turning, but I could not adapt. I had zee plan... to drive forward. But then turnings, and roundabouts... so many anglez. Very confusingshun. I could not make adjustments midway through."


Manny Pacquaio was taking a drive, too. Someone had accused him of using illegal gas to soup his car up and make it run faster, so he'd disproved them by refusing to have his engine tested and came out with a completely different car instead.


Floyd was there, too... he was driving a top range sports car, which he kept telling me was the best sports car out there, and how he was going to test it against all the great racing tracks of the world. Sadly he was content to just take it down to the local shops.

Genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TintaBoricua]

BUMP...classic thread worthy of more attention and/or subsequent posts.

[z0jo]

funniest thread ever..

[The_Demon]

Haha classic

[RichCCFC]

I saw Jeff Lacy lying dead on the side of the road with a bullet in him.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

I saw Kelly Pavlik driving on the wrong side of the road, running over a small child and crashing into a lamp post...

[winax]

I never saw Winky Wright