Don't know who would win between Ortiz and Ennis but this killed me.
Ortiz uses him like an old pair of boots that belong to your ex who took all your money and kids(all of which look nothing like you down to skin color) and dog and left you for Chad who just got a huge promotion right after you got fired and thrown in jail for vandalizing your boss' office.
Like literally uses Boots to step over s**t, then dumps them in the nearest trash bin, where the garbage collectors throw them back out, where they are picked up by a hobo who uses them to urinate and jack off in them, who later gets shot in them, covering them in std, disease-ridden blood, which are then stolen by another bum.
Who then eats them
Ortiz uses him like an old pair of boots that belong to your ex who took all your money and kids(all of which look nothing like you down to skin color) and dog and left you for Chad who just got a huge promotion right after you got fired and thrown in jail for vandalizing your boss' office.
Like literally uses Boots to step over s**t, then dumps them in the nearest trash bin, where the garbage collectors throw them back out, where they are picked up by a hobo who uses them to urinate and jack off in them, who later gets shot in them, covering them in std, disease-ridden blood, which are then stolen by another bum.
Who then eats them
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