I was so offended, i actually cried when he said it.
I then proceeded to go out and beat 3 white old ladies up, making sure i smacked them from behind for anonimity - and then hurridly ran to a phone box.
Once i got to the phone box i rang the police and informed them that i'd witnessed my black neighbour Patrick smashing the old women up. Quick as a flash the coppers got round his house and beat seven shades of **** out of him. PLUS! he's now serving a 5 year prison sentence.
I rang Patrick last night and he only said one thing "Thanks a ****ing lot Bernard Hopkins!"
I then proceeded to go out and beat 3 white old ladies up, making sure i smacked them from behind for anonimity - and then hurridly ran to a phone box.
Once i got to the phone box i rang the police and informed them that i'd witnessed my black neighbour Patrick smashing the old women up. Quick as a flash the coppers got round his house and beat seven shades of **** out of him. PLUS! he's now serving a 5 year prison sentence.
I rang Patrick last night and he only said one thing "Thanks a ****ing lot Bernard Hopkins!"
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