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It looks like your dream fights suffered another set back yesterday as another Southern State (Tenn.) has passed a 'sex at birth' law limiting transgender participation in women's sports.Comment
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If Tyson really wants to prove himself and entertain freak fans everywhere, he will take on two or three big ******** at once, maybe with them going tag team and being able to wrestle as well, while he fights with one mitt tied behind his back, by burka.Comment
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Imagine the following scenario to understand just how much better ol' Tyson could be doing in the opponent selection department.
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In this corner introducing Mike Tyson.
In this corner the challenger Big ******.
Now, folks, let's listen in on the referee's instructions.
Tyson, you will remain blindfolded at all times, with one hand tied behind your back, or be disqualified. Big ******, the squeaking toy mice strapped to the soles of your shoes must remain there for the whole fight. Do not try to kick them off, or you will be disqualified. Their sound is all blind Tyson has to figure out where you are.
What if he knocks me out of them, boss?
Then that's a knockout.
And what if I am misgendert by him?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, that could be a disqualification.
What if YOU misgender me?
You could lose a point, if I misgender you. But you don't even have a gender to me.
We will see about that in court.
All right, you two, touch gloves and let's have a fight. Touch his one glove, Big ******. Tyson, touch Big ******'s gloves.
You afraid of my pronouns, ref?
Box, you creatures!Comment
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Now Hoya has joined the freak match fray. Let's wait and see if he chooses a freak or Mayweather's leftovers.Comment
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How aout Joey Butta****o against China White? What a match!!
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******s need to wake up and acknowledge the unique opportunity that freak matching affords them in sports history, by buggery. Come one! Come all!
There is no other path for them, and never will be.
Male → Female may only compete against males or each other. There is and never shall be a permanent Male ↔ Female category, by burka.
Gals who want to become musclemen may compete against the boys, after signing waivers.
*NOTE*: All rules subject to suspension or relaxation for freak festival specials.
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Foreman already took a semi-freak show to the heavyweight championship, and became a financial freak show as well. Butterbean never held a heavyweight championship, but has a legitimate claim as one of the more prominent freaksters that ever sagged a ring.Last edited by The Old LefHook; 03-30-2021, 03:30 AM.Comment
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Good news for freak fighting everywhere (and I'm not joking) Pentagon announced yesterday that it is repealing Trump's anti-transgender orders regarding enlistments.
The Army is saying it's OK for transgenders to fight for their country.
Lincoln wanted ex-****** in uniform because it would make it more difficult to deny their rights after the war.
Nisei enlisted in great number even though their families were detained in camps
For an ostracized group fighting for your country has always been a way to demand equality -- probably why the Chritians and Trump didn't want them serving.
Of course Hollywood will need new cliches - such great Iines as: "I need every swinging **** I got in the field today" will have to be rewritten.
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