Best All Time Man Boob Victories

[The Old LefHook]

Jimmy Young beat George Foreman like a tow headed stepchild. That might be the top man boob beating of all time. Or is it?

When used correctly, man boobs take part in the beating, slapping, distracting and blinding opponents. Their motion constantly deceives the eyes.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, share your favorite man boob victory in a symbolic circle jerk with your socially distanced pals, by buggery, lads.

[BKM-]

I never noticed Jimmy's cans before this thread. But I nominate young Bite Tython, he had some gyno from all the PED's they were shooting him up with in the catskills.

[them_apples]

Tony Ayala jr even in his prime on heroin and sparring "till someone got stopped" 7 days a week, he still managed a pair of c cups

[billeau2]

Now now lets not discriminate here! lord knows that Kalifornia wants and Kalifornia gets all colors of the rainbow! with that being said Chris Arreola the Messican thumpity thumper has to rank up there...after all with a name like Arreola we could even put something nice and shiny and red on those so called "man tots."

[just the facts]

If you're tuning into a fight looking for man boobs, you're not really a boxing fan. Pack of wierdos

[The Old LefHook]

If you're tuning into a fight looking for man boobs, you're not really a boxing fan. Pack of wierdos

Not a bit of it, Facts, we simply analyze boxing from all angles. We are hardcore. Hard anyway.

Maybe you could tell me the best mythical man boob match possible, since you seem to know so much about it, by buggery. Go ahead.

I am sure Young would be the ATG of man boob boxers. Who would he face in the best man boob performers match ever?

[The Old LefHook]

Now now lets not discriminate here! lord knows that Kalifornia wants and Kalifornia gets all colors of the rainbow! with that being said Chris Arreola the Messican thumpity thumper has to rank up there...after all with a name like Arreola we could even put something nice and shiny and red on those so called "man tots."

Chris does have both the name and body for it. He is a top seed and gets a "by," into the tournament, by buggery.

[Anthony342]

Chris does have both the name and body for it. He is a top seed and gets a "by," into the tournament, by buggery.

I say Arreola and Galento face each other in the finals for the title.

[Tatabanya]

Gabe Brown, anybody?

[Tatabanya]

And, since no one mentioned him yet... isn't Andy Ruiz at least the man of the decade in the thread title's sense?