Originally posted by billeau2
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You know the Lefhooks will be there for you at the drop of a hat with some money in it, Bilbo. Do you really want the same old drunks knocking over the punch bowl and crashing into your flatscreen? It's a party, and someone has to do it, right? Treat your guests to something they will remember and talk about for a long time--the thrashing of some Penn state boys by a family of injun barkeeps who can live up to their honored name, a name they are proud to share with the world, you will note. We promise not to leave a piece of furniture untouched except your wall safe.
P.S. we have a dwarf in our family, so can stage dwarf throws as well. Just thought you might like to know.
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