Klitschko Brothers would murder midget Joe Louis

[SonnyboyReturns]

Vitali and wlad would be stopped on cuts before the 5th round.

itd be like fitzsimmons vs jeffries but with modern day cut rules.

Vitali yes but Wlad gets knocked out.

[BennyST]

there is no possible way that Byrd was more of a natural Heavyweight than Louis. Thats a ludicrous statement. Byrd fought as a super middleweight before turning pro, while Louis was a natural HW for most of his adult life.

and yea, Byrd had almost no power, so you wouldnt expect him to hurt anyone, let alone Vitali. maybe you should rewatch Vitali-Byrd, because Byrd was in no way hurt the entire fight. In fact, on occasion Byrd made Vitali look pretty bad, as shown in round 5 of their fight, which can be found on youtube.

the point I was making in the first place is that it makes NO SENSE to say Louis would 'get murdered' by Vitali, when in reality not even Chris Byrd was really even getting beat up by him...outworked, and thats it. even if Vitali's shoulder was fine the whole fight, he wouldnt have KOed Byrd. (speaking which, neither did Wlad in Byrd's prime, although Wlad did kick his ass pretty bad).

and no offense to Byrd, I like the guy and all, but he doesnt hold a candle to Joe Louis.

Especially as Byrd had also taken the fight on ten days notice as opposed to Klitschko who was fully trained. Byrd landed a lot of clean punches as a highly undertrained fighter. Louis had combinations that make all HW's today look amateurish and he had incredible power and speed behind those shots.

6'2" compared to 6'5"/6'6". Four inch difference. It's not hugely common but power and speed, with brilliant combinations and skill can overcome that without much of a handicap.

[Die Antwoord]

Especially as Byrd had also taken the fight on ten days notice as opposed to Klitschko who was fully trained. Byrd landed a lot of clean punches as a highly undertrained fighter. Louis had combinations that make all HW's today look amateurish and he had incredible power and speed behind those shots.

6'2" compared to 6'5"/6'6". Four inch difference. It's not hugely common but power and speed, with brilliant combinations and skill can overcome that without much of a handicap.

Vitali is a legit 6'8 I dont know what you are talking about? We have pictures with him with a legit 6'10 Lamar Odom who is at most 2 inches taller than Vitali? 6'5 where are you getting 6'5? Did you go to the Sonnyboy school of measurement where you add 3 inches to every past fighter and subtract 3 inches from every modern fighter. Wlad is 6'6 1/2.

Chris Byrd's Speed>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Joe Louis's speed

I mean thats just a fact. And as for tapes being sped up, its quite simple to figure out. Time is constant right? Like you dont believe that time moved faster in the 1920's, that 60 seconds back then was the equivalent to 30 seconds now do you? You also believe they fought 3 minute rounds right? Like Louis wasnt in any 2 minute rounders that I know of? ok, then time one of the videos. This has been done and on the video i showed the guy actually slowed it down to actual time. If a 3 minute round only takes 2 minutes from bell to bell...its running at 167% speed. Not that hard to figure out for anyone who passed algebra.

[PEBBLES!]

Vitali is a legit 6'8 I dont know what you are talking about? We have pictures with him with a legit 6'10 Lamar Odom who is at most 2 inches taller than Vitali? 6'5 where are you getting 6'5? Did you go to the Sonnyboy school of measurement where you add 3 inches to every past fighter and subtract 3 inches from every modern fighter. Wlad is 6'6 1/2.

Chris Byrd's Speed>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Joe Louis's speed

I mean thats just a fact. And as for tapes being sped up, its quite simple to figure out. Time is constant right? Like you dont believe that time moved faster in the 1920's, that 60 seconds back then was the equivalent to 30 seconds now do you? You also believe they fought 3 minute rounds right? Like Louis wasnt in any 2 minute rounders that I know of? ok, then time one of the videos. This has been done and on the video i showed the guy actually slowed it down to actual time. If a 3 minute round only takes 2 minutes from bell to bell...its running at 167% speed. Not that hard to figure out for anyone who passed algebra.

Comedy. Pure Comedy.


This guy is a dead-set comic genius. I don't care what anyone else says.

[BennyST]

Vitali is a legit 6'8 I dont know what you are talking about? We have pictures with him with a legit 6'10 Lamar Odom who is at most 2 inches taller than Vitali? 6'5 where are you getting 6'5? Did you go to the Sonnyboy school of measurement where you add 3 inches to every past fighter and subtract 3 inches from every modern fighter. Wlad is 6'6 1/2.

Chris Byrd's Speed>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Joe Louis's speed

I mean thats just a fact. And as for tapes being sped up, its quite simple to figure out. Time is constant right? Like you dont believe that time moved faster in the 1920's, that 60 seconds back then was the equivalent to 30 seconds now do you? You also believe they fought 3 minute rounds right? Like Louis wasnt in any 2 minute rounders that I know of? ok, then time one of the videos. This has been done and on the video i showed the guy actually slowed it down to actual time. If a 3 minute round only takes 2 minutes from bell to bell...its running at 167% speed. Not that hard to figure out for anyone who passed algebra.

I was talking about Wlad. 1/2 an inch off. Wow! Since he will go down as the better fighter overall, I was thinking of him.

Forget it. No point in even bothering.

[SonnyboyReturns]

This is a fact.Joe Louis was a cruiserweight at best. He is too small and would get demolished by Steelhammer and Ironfist. Americans don't like hearing this and will probably cry because Europeans dominate Heavyweights now, but this is Scientific and evolutionary fact.
Man evolves and Klitschko brothers are superior to Midget Louis. Thoughts?

banned.

[StarshipTrooper]

I was talking about Wlad. 1/2 an inch off. Wow! Since he will go down as the better fighter overall, I was thinking of him.

Forget it. No point in even bothering.

The only reason this clown thinks height is an important factor is his favorite active fighters happen to be tall. Odds are when the Klits retire and this joker gets a new fav that's a more normal height then suddenly height will be irrelivent to him again.

For the record:

Vitali Klitschko: 6' 7 1/2"
Wlad Klitschko: 6' 6 1/2"
Earnie Terrell: 6' 6"
Buddy Baer: 6' 6 1/2"
Primo Carnera: 6' 5 1/2"

[Die Antwoord]

banned.

He didnt deserve to be banned for that if thats why he was banned. Shouldnt have called Louis a midget, but if using a derogatory term to describe a fighter was a bannable offense, none of us would be here.

[SonnyboyReturns]

He didnt deserve to be banned for that if thats why he was banned. Shouldnt have called Louis a midget, but if using a derogatory term to describe a fighter was a bannable offense, none of us would be here.

He was banned because he was a troll. Everyone including you knows it.

BTW someone needs to delete this dumb ass thread.

[Die Antwoord]

He was banned because he was a troll. Everyone including you knows it.

BTW someone needs to delete this dumb ass thread.

Theres actually some decent debate in this thread. Its a boxing forum, people should be debating **** that doesnt matter and there is no answer to.