what are some of the stupidest things uve ever heard a commentator say

first one that comes to mind for me is "he went from a hip hop fighter to a rap fighter" during the Mayweather-Cotto fight I'll never forget that. Merchant was hilarious.

Max Kellerman is the absolute worst. He's a cringe-inducing quote machine. "Paul Williams is so avoided by fighters that he has 3 divisions paralyzed in fear." :rofl: Kellerman is so popular because he talks exactly like 85% of you idiots do. Meaning he says stupid sh*t all the time based on hype without really thinking about it.

Some good ones in here.. my biggest pet peeve is when announcers call punches from one fighter and ignore the work of the other as if its not even happening. Hbo team is notorious for this. ^^^this right here

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Some good ones in here.. my biggest pet peeve is when announcers call punches from one fighter and ignore the work of the other as if its not even happening. Hbo team is notorious for this. The Showtime crew was very fair in calling Paulie Malignaggi's punches when he fought Adrien Broner, even though he didn't have the more effective blows.

"ortiz' back looks like an aircraft carrier" -Lampley Huh??!! I never understood that either. I guess he was referring to the shape. Dumb quote either way.

Some good ones in here.. my biggest pet peeve is when announcers call punches from one fighter and ignore the work of the other as if its not even happening. Hbo team is notorious for this.

Merchant comments about Marquez getting hurt and fighting back. "But he is fighting back. . boy five years ago we didn't know that Marquez had that in him but his fighting back from some really killer shots" Really old man ? That's what Marquez is known for, getting up and whooping @ss. Few minutes later he goes on one of his old man rants that make no sense " and once again the drama came . . . has created more drama. . . brought us the blood of drama . . and brought out the bat . .uh . . . in Marquez . . WTF old man retire already. But no one beats that retardo Lampley. Specially when his nut hugging Mannys' bolas. Can't stand that fool

"ortiz' back looks like an aircraft carrier" -Lampley Huh??!!

every Teddy Atlas metaphor

It may not be the best but Freddy Roach cracked me up in the Campillo - Kovalev fight. 'distance is something ... er ..urm distance is something you can take away easily by moving a little bit closer' - (towards the end of rnd 2 refering to Campillos reach advantage). Really Freddy, who'da thought it?:rofl:

pretty much anything foreman says... I like foreman the fighter,, but cant stand him as the commentator... just watch hopkins-tito and listen to georges idiot statements

Two things. Roy saying Tim hurt Ruslan in the twelfth rd really bad n that Ruslan couldn't hurt Tim anymore n then Ruslan hits him with a punch that sends Tim flying across the ring. And the other is Lampley and steward agreeing that Cotto is just as fast as Pacquiao in the opening rd of their fight.

If i remember right last night when Buffer was introducing Stevenson and Cloud he said "Super Lightweight.. excuse me, Lightweight championship of the world" - (it was a light heavyweight fight.)

"After the fighters the referee is the most important person in the ring" George Foreman There are a lot of Foreman ones though, usually about a power puncher always still having a shot~ You took the words right out of my mouth, I would run out of fingers and toes to tally up how many stupid things has come out of that mans mouth. The sad thing is usually boxers have the greatest take/perspective on fighting. His just made me sigh in despair.

Emmanuel Steward- "he didn't do anyhing wrong. (several occasions) R.I.P EMMANUEL STEWARD. but when a guy gets dropped, he did something wrong.

"After the fighters the referee is the most important person in the ring" George Foreman There are a lot of Foreman ones though, usually about a power puncher always still having a shot~

Everything Jim Watt says. http://i.imgur.com/opsQ1wN.png

The way Bernstein hyped Matthysse was laughable.

Once I heard a commentator say "what separates Ricky Hatton from the competition is his great head movement". It was during the Urango fight iirc.