What if Kimbo did boxing?????

this is just a stupid bait thread and everyone is falling for the bait including me with this post lol

dreads didn't deal with defeat too well. He ended up gorging himself at a local burger king. He is looking to get in the competitive eating circuit. possibly in a whopper jr. eating contest Eater-X, crazy legs conti, Kobiyashi.. Dreads started competitive eating too late.. no chance.

Good stuff. You two provide good comedy around here. Eater-X, crazy legs conti, Kobiyashi.. Dreads started competitive eating too late.. no chance.

Good stuff. You two provide good comedy around here. thanks.. but in all seriousness.. He's never thrown a jab, needs to shave a beard, and we know nothing about his stamina.. I think Holyfield takes him in 2.

Someone made a great point earlier about Kimbo looking good against has-beens in MMA. It's a lot different fighting a focused, in shape and very dangerous heavyweight boxer. Wlad would knock Kimbo's peanut head into press row with an uppercut. And the other big HW'S (Sergei, Valuev, Chagaev, Vitali, Peter) would handle him too. Jesus, can you imagine Sam Peter against Kimbo? They'd stretcher that fucker off like Augie Sanchez

dreads didn't deal with defeat too well. He ended up gorging himself at a local burger king. He is looking to get in the competitive eating circuit. possibly in a whopper jr. eating contest Good stuff. You two provide good comedy around here.

LOL! What about Dreads? Have you heard what he's up too? BTW I wanna give you more green K for that, but I can't. dreads didn't deal with defeat too well. He ended up gorging himself at a local burger king. He is looking to get in the competitive eating circuit. possibly in a whopper jr. eating contest

Big Mac has crazy heart and I heard Afro Puff won a bronze at the last olympics.. everyone can just keep hating. LOL! What about Dreads? Have you heard what he's up too? BTW I wanna give you more green K for that, but I can't.

My favorite Kimbo fights are against Afro Puff, Dreads and Big Mac. LOL! Big Mac has crazy heart and I heard Afro Puff won a bronze at the last olympics.. everyone can just keep hating.

My favorite Kimbo fights are against Afro Puff, Dreads and Big Mac. LOL!

I would love to have seen kimbo pic this sport instead of MMA.....all he really does is box...I pick him to knock Wladimir the fuk out..Any thoughts :?!: ...:?!: .........Are you serious???

Would Kimbo be permitted to fight in a title boxing match with a full beard? i am not tellin him to shave

Would Kimbo be permitted to fight in a title boxing match with a full beard?

haha nice thread! Kimbo would get KO'd by any top 20 heavy in the first round.. from what i remember of you tube (even tho entertaining) he is square on. that right there would be his immediate downfall. he is also wide open for a short left hook to the chin. but then i have never had to face him in a fight so i would probably die when he blocks my short left hook.

In all his fights I don't think I've seen him throw a single jab.. That's a pretty big tool in boxing. He seems only to have one mode.. "kill." That doesn't always work over 12 rounds.

He'd get picked apart and knocked out, his striking technique isn't bad for MMA though.

drank beer and got into bar brawls.. love kimbo vs fat bouncer Kimbo vs 3 consecutive fighters was classic.. When's the last time Vlad took on 3 opponents in a row??

nope.. I wonder what kind of training his early opponents went through, rigorous i'm sure. drank beer and got into bar brawls.. love kimbo vs fat bouncer

Didnt kimbo used to be a pro boxer and get knocked out by vitali klitcshko?? I dont know kimbo's real name but i recall a radio show host in my area mentioned it after tank abbot match. nope.. I wonder what kind of training his early opponents went through, rigorous i'm sure.

Didnt kimbo used to be a pro boxer and get knocked out by vitali klitcshko?? I dont know kimbo's real name but i recall a radio show host in my area mentioned it after tank abbot match.