How to get yourself fired on Twitter in 3....2....1

[BrometheusBob.]

No, this is what happens when b*tches gain a bit too much confidence at faking orgasms and try fake **** outside the bedroom that has nothing to do with orgasms.

lol

You ever have to fake an orgasm yourself PKD?

[P.K Dionysus]

lol

You ever have to fake an orgasm yourself PKD?

Hell yeah, you know it.

My left hand wasn't as skilled at bringing me off as my right, so I made the requisite groans and squeaks to accompany the sloshing noises and went to bed.

How about you?

[megas30]

Well to be fair blacks dont tip. Trust me a black girl said it herself on tv

You mean that one black chick speaks for all black people?

[Teetotaler]

You mean that one black chick speaks for all black people?

Yeah. And she was on tv so that makes her credible

[megas30]

Yeah. And she was on tv so that makes her credible

Oh, i see. Carry-on.

[BrometheusBob.]

Hell yeah, you know it.

My left hand wasn't as skilled at bringing me off as my right, so I made the requisite groans and squeaks to accompany the sloshing noises and went to bed.

How about you?

I did consider it once during some wack ass sex, but I didn't have the heart to do it lol

[P.K Dionysus]

I did consider it once during some wack ass sex, but I didn't have the heart to do it lol

So did you legit skeet?

Why was it whack? Was he/she/it making walrus noises? Did it have an elephant seal like nose?

[BrometheusBob.]

So did you legit skeet?

Why was it whack? Was he/she/it making walrus noises? Did it have an elephant seal like nose?

he/she/it

I don't know what it was, but I bet the feeling was mutual. Had to be the most boring sexual experience of our combined lifetime.

Never in my life before have I just had to straight up stop having sex because it seemed like a chore to get to the finish. I was so meh after pulling out that I didn't even wank off.

That sex was on par with forced manual labor or a conversation with Butler.

[P.K Dionysus]

he/she/it

I don't know what it was, but I bet the feeling was mutual. Had to be the most boring sexual experience of our combined lifetime.

Never in my life before have I just had to straight up stop having sex because it seemed like a chore to get to the finish. I was so meh after pulling out that I didn't even wank off.

That sex was on par with forced manual labor or a conversation with Butler.

Damn, maybe you two weren't that hot for each other.

So nobody made walrus noises then? That's a little disappointing.

Also, I tried having a conversation with Butler yesterday. A genuine one. Called my book a scam, prolly cuz I kept tryna force it down his throat like a barbed dildo of literary excellence, but he called it a scam. If he called it ****, I'd be fine with it, but he called it a scam. After the work I put into dude.

Dude can take his phaggot ass, 6 figure persona troll ass to a dark alley, and roll his tongue beneath the loose, yogurt consistency smegma filled foreskin of a Houston tranny, contract 6 figure syphilis and then try pass it off as the caviar of syphilis that only people with 6 figure incomes can afford.

Hmph.

[vaborikua2014]

Wtf..

Maybe I'm missing something, but I see a napkin with words, then a pic of same napkin in words but just zoomed in? And I see a pic of a menu... where the **** is here "alleged" writing samples? I see none unless I'm blind, but op post has napkin pic and menu pic, I don't get it

Same here. I see a napkin pic then a zoomed in pic of the same napkin with a menu.