Originally posted by Anorak
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Anyone here get bored with sex?
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Sex for me is much like I imagine Khan vs Garcia was like forKhan.
You go into it nervous and excited. Always worried that it could end at any moment, but confident you have the skills to pull you through.
But when it begins you are feeling good. Smooth, coordinated, it looks like a masterclass in there. ****ing amazing. Going better than you could ever expect.
Then things start to turn. Where before it looked this could go on all night, suddenly everything looks a bit more shaky. Nerves start to kick in and everything seems to go a bit hazy. Going harder and faster seems to be the best option but that only seems to make things worse.
Before you know it, its over. The shot you didnt see coming. You keep plugging away because you're a trooper. But everyone knows its done. Spent. You plead that youre ok and ready to continue but no one is buying it
Disappointment is felt all around. But there is promise that next time could be better. If only you'd been smarter. Backed off when things started going downhill, clinched hard when on the brink, you could have walked away with your head held high.
Next time. Next time will be different.
Originally posted by Psylence83 View PostLmao!!!!
I traveled for a while and lived in a campervan with my dog (amstaff)
Anyway i was riding this english bird, as i started to smash hard he would bark with every slap! By the end i was going hammer and tongs and he was flat out going off!
I came, pulled out and turned round and just said good boy to my dog!
For some reason she thought it was weird, but for me it felt more like me and my boy just destroyed this bird.
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Originally posted by Psylence83 View PostLmao!!!!
I traveled for a while and lived in a campervan with my dog (amstaff)
Anyway i was riding this english bird, as i started to smash hard he would bark with every slap! By the end i was going hammer and tongs and he was flat out going off!
I came, pulled out and turned round and just said good boy to my dog!
For some reason she thought it was weird, but for me it felt more like me and my boy just destroyed this bird.
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Originally posted by Psylence83Lmao!!!!
I traveled for a while and lived in a campervan with my dog (amstaff)
Anyway i was riding this english bird, as i started to smash hard he would bark with every slap! By the end i was going hammer and tongs and he was flat out going off!
I came, pulled out and turned round and just said good boy to my dog!
For some reason she thought it was weird, but for me it felt more like me and my boy just destroyed this bird.
Originally posted by kadyo View Postlmao!!! chinga!!!! ahahaha!!!
Kadyo's not laughing at the punchline there... he's just pissing himself at the thought that the guy didn't stop screwing and put the oven on.
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Originally posted by Tom Cruise View PostSex for me is much like I imagine Khan vs Garcia was like forKhan.
You go into it nervous and excited. Always worried that it could end at any moment, but confident you have the skills to pull you through.
But when it begins you are feeling good. Smooth, coordinated, it looks like a masterclass in there. ****ing amazing. Going better than you could ever expect.
Then things start to turn. Where before it looked this could go on all night, suddenly everything looks a bit more shaky. Nerves start to kick in and everything seems to go a bit hazy. Going harder and faster seems to be the best option but that only seems to make things worse.
Before you know it, its over. The shot you didnt see coming. You keep plugging away because you're a trooper. But everyone knows its done. Spent. You plead that youre ok and ready to continue but no one is buying it
Disappointment is felt all around. But there is promise that next time could be better. If only you'd been smarter. Backed off when things started going downhill, clinched hard when on the brink, you could have walked away with your head held high.
Next time. Next time will be different.
I only get bored of sex with my wife.
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