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  • Originally posted by Derranged View Post
    Eyes gone go upside yo baby momma head fo dat one..
    i'll drop the people's elbow on your skull-cap, benjamin netanyahu!

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    • Originally posted by Timothy Horton View Post
      i'll drop the people's elbow on your skull-cap, benjamin netanyahu!
      I'll get into your secret stash of pork grinds and grape soda and throw it all away.

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      • Originally posted by Derranged View Post
        I'll get into your secret stash of pork grinds and grape soda and throw it all away.
        i don't eat pork, something you and me have in common, Rabbi.

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        • Originally posted by Timothy Horton View Post
          i don't eat pork, something you and me have in common, Rabbi.
          I think your kufi is on a little too tight, Malik Ali Shabazz.

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          • There's a war goin' on outside, no man is safe from

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            • Originally posted by Derranged View Post
              I think your kufi is on a little too tight, Malik Ali Shabazz.
              Mordecai, do you know of any good Jewish Wines?

              Try this one: I wanna go to FLOOOOOOOORIDA!

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              • Originally posted by Timothy Horton View Post
                Mordecai, do you know of any good Jewish Wines?

                Try this one: I wanna go to FLOOOOOOOORIDA!

                I wouldn't mind living in Miami to be honest.

                Go stick that bow-tie up your ass, Rasheed.

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                • Derranged the Builder

                  A building contractor wants some quotes to build 2 flats...

                  The Irishman builder quotes £500,000....

                  "How did arrive at that figure?" asked the contractor....

                  " £200,000 labour, and £300,000 for materials.


                  The Scotish builder quotes £600,000...

                  £300,000 labour and £300,000 for materials.


                  The Jewsh builder quotes £1 millon....

                  The contractor sais "how did arrive at that figure?"

                  "Easy" says the Jewish builder " £250,000 for you, £250,000 for me.... and we will get the Irishman to do the job

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                  • Originally posted by Timothy Horton View Post
                    A building contractor wants some quotes to build 2 flats...

                    The Irishman builder quotes £500,000....

                    "How did arrive at that figure?" asked the contractor....

                    " £200,000 labour, and £300,000 for materials.


                    The Scotish builder quotes £600,000...

                    £300,000 labour and £300,000 for materials.


                    The Jewsh builder quotes £1 millon....

                    The contractor sais "how did arrive at that figure?"

                    "Easy" says the Jewish builder " £250,000 for you, £250,000 for me.... and we will get the Irishman to do the job
                    Sounds right. Only I'm not Jewish. So ppppffffftttttt joooooog ooon....

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                    • Derranged you still an alky

                      havent you gone on the drugs yet ???

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