Originally posted by Thank Me Later
View Post
I dropped a guy like this not three months ago. Flurried to the head and threw a left shovelhook to his liver. Even with a glove on it put him on his knees. He told me later he had no idea that a bodyshot could hurt like that. And that's the crux of it: people who don't box (or kickbox) competitively have no way to comprehend what a liver shot feels like. They can't.
If you haven't taken a good liver shot, let me tell you: it must be experienced. The liver filters and stores all the toxins ingested by the body. So when you take a heavy punch (or kick, or knee) to the liver, all that crap that's stored up in there -- whatever you drank over the last few days, any drugs, sugar, Big Macs, or other poison you've put into your body over the last 48-72 hours -- gets released into your system. All at once.
It's like being kicked in the nuts except that, whereas a good kick in the nuts builds coils of pressure over 5-10 seconds that ultimately disable you, a clean hit to the liver leaves you on your knees immediately, seeing electric purple Cheetos everywhere and wanting to blow chow and sh-t your pants at the same time.
That said: if for some reason he has his hands down, JAB.
The jab is a counterintuitive weapon. Since it's snapped, it'll sting him and it's fast so he may not even see it. Throw it thumb up, fast fast fast. It's not a heavy followthrough so if you do it right you won't hurt your hands. (I can jab a wall with bare knuckles and make it go ****. So can you if you're doing it right.) And lastly, a jab gets back to your guard quickly so he can't counter. You should have worked your jab more than any other punch -- a hundred times more -- so it should be your best friend.
Actually, that's not lastly. An expert jab shows him that you know how to box and believe me on this -- I'm in the Army and there are "bad@ss" guys everywhere I turn, and I have seen this a few times, now -- most guys, no matter how tough they are, do not want to fight a trained boxer. A couple of snappy jabs from behind a solid guard and you may find his buddies "holding him back so he doesn't hurt you."
Jab him, get him flinching away with his hands up, and if he's dumb enough to keep coming, drive a hook to the liver and end the thing.
I've said it before and I stand by it: boxing is not a street-practical martial art. What makes a boxer a dangerous adversary is not punching ability. It's defense, reflexes, and the ability to take a beating.
You're not going to take anything away from backyard boxing or "body boxing" or any of that homeschooled bullsh-t that will help you on the street. You want to bring something to the fight, you need to get in a gym, get on a team, and get some matches under your belt. This will condition you to keep fighting through more psychological and physical trauma than you have ever imagined you could take, to keep your guard up and your chin down and your head cool, even when you're spitting blood and seeing fireworks. You keep taking the fight to him and you never give up come pain, come blood, no matter what, ever, until that bell rings or you beat the prick unconscious. THAT is the edge that this sport gives you. Not punching. Punching is the means to the end. Toughness is the end.
Comment