funniest things newbies do/say in your boxing gym

[Zhaakal]

One day a new kid shows up in my gym and the coach makes him start doing a warmup circuit. After doing 100 jumping jacks, the new kid proceeds to doing running in place and suddenly stops. The trainer comes up to him to see what is wrong.

"Why did you stop?"
"I'm getting a cramp."
"You need to eat more bananas"
"I do, coach"
"How many?"
"I usually have a banana split or two everyday"

No further questions for that kid.

i don't get it.

[alza1988]

Hindu had one of the funniest posts . Kidding ,saying he was like Roy Jones Jr .Flexing his muscles .Someone said he looked like a prime Tyson and it was just this we skinny guy LMAO

[Squabbles94806]

Why do people who start boxing, who've never had fighting experience, think they can go pro? I mean anyone can go pro, but chances are you'll get your ass whooped if you don't know what you're doing.

I want to go pro, but i still have a lot to learn. I'll get there. It just takes time and hard work.

[JoHnNyBoXeR]

when guys come in with the everlast gloves and headgear you get from modells lol

[MayweatherJones]

Haha good laugh guys,keep posting.

[mishka80]

Why do people who start boxing, who've never had fighting experience, think they can go pro? I mean anyone can go pro, but chances are you'll get your ass whooped if you don't know what you're doing.

I want to go pro, but i still have a lot to learn. I'll get there. It just takes time and hard work.

Of course everyone wants to be a pro...but nobody wants to put in the effort or dedication....which is why most people fail.

[Danny Gunz]

when guys come in with the everlast gloves and headgear you get from modells lol

gloves are gloves i dont get how thats so crazy

[ScottDBA]

when guys come in with the everlast gloves and headgear you get from modells lol

What's so bad about that? Sure the cheap everlast stuff isn't very good, but how is a new guy supposed to know that?

I have a habit of screaming Ricky Hatton style when I'm doing mitts (only when I start to get tired though..) and subconsiously I think about not doing it but then as soon as I concentrate back on hitting the mitts I start back up! Hahahaha.. I feel hella ****** and bad for people who have to listen to me but for some reason when I'm hella tired, it makes me feel like I can exhert more force and resist from quitting if I .. yell? scream? Whatever.

Nothing wrong with that. It gets more air out of your lungs/gets the air out faster. Don't worry about what other people will think and try doing it all the time, not just when you are tired. You won't get tired as quickly.

[mishka80]

when guys come in with the everlast gloves and headgear you get from modells lol

???? not everyone can afford expensive equipment.... how is this even funny?

[JoHnNyBoXeR]

gloves are gloves i dont get how thats so crazy

no gloves aren't just gloves.. if you go to a real gym how many guys you see with the modells gear?