funniest things newbies do/say in your boxing gym

[D.I.E.S.E.L]

One day a new kid shows up in my gym and the coach makes him start doing a warmup circuit. After doing 100 jumping jacks, the new kid proceeds to doing running in place and suddenly stops. The trainer comes up to him to see what is wrong.

"Why did you stop?"
"I'm getting a cramp."
"You need to eat more bananas"
"I do, coach"
"How many?"
"I usually have a banana split or two everyday"

No further questions for that kid.

No joke man. I almost shat myself from laughter when I heard that.

what the trainer say

[sukhenkoy]

what the trainer say

Trainer was just like, "I said BANANAS, boy!". The kid just got real scared, and stopped training. I never saw him in the gym after that though. Funny kid must be said.

[keepthemhandsup]

One day a new kid shows up in my gym and the coach makes him start doing a warmup circuit. After doing 100 jumping jacks, the new kid proceeds to doing running in place and suddenly stops. The trainer comes up to him to see what is wrong.

"Why did you stop?"
"I'm getting a cramp."
"You need to eat more bananas"
"I do, coach"
"How many?"
"I usually have a banana split or two everyday"

No further questions for that kid.

HA HA AHA

that funny...i think i would stop training from to much laughter

[FIGHTING_FLIP]

when a new dude goes all out on the bag for 20 seconds and then stands and looks at the bag for the rest of the round.

[d_lyrik803]

one thing that annoyed the **** outta me was the fact that this kid went from wearing 14 oz gloves to 8 oz... wtf? to hit the bag too.....

[Smokin'J]

when sparring he goes all out for 10 seconds(throwing wild ****ed up flurries gets tired) then suddenly says lets quit, i mean what teh ****?

[BOLLOCKS]

when sparring he goes all out for 10 seconds(throwing wild ****ed up flurries gets tired) then suddenly says lets quit, i mean what teh ****?

And that's when you knock him the fuc.k out right ?

[Landon S]

And that's when you knock him the fuc.k out right ?

then genryu tells him he should be brushing his teeth more.




Sorry, couldn't resist

[kryo]

I have a habit of screaming Ricky Hatton style when I'm doing mitts (only when I start to get tired though..) and subconsiously I think about not doing it but then as soon as I concentrate back on hitting the mitts I start back up! Hahahaha.. I feel hella ****** and bad for people who have to listen to me but for some reason when I'm hella tired, it makes me feel like I can exhert more force and resist from quitting if I .. yell? scream? Whatever.

And yes, I've been boxing for years. Not a newbie but you'd expect a new kid to try and attract attention this way so I decided to post it!

[BOLLOCKS]

then genryu tells him he should be brushing his teeth more.




Sorry, couldn't resist