I go to the gym - But i don't work out!

[Oriachim]

We are usually made to work out by are trainer

Yeah same here, if you don't wanna train, then theres always the exit.

[BennyST]

You're the ****** beast I sparred last week, aren't you. Wear your **** guard next time and stop rubbing it up my leg.

Yeah, sorry about that mate. Couldn't help myself. I hadn't had my daily dose of gym posing that day and needed something to rub up against. Unfortunately for you, you were the only thing near me with a leg.

We are usually made to work out by are trainer

What's a trainer?

[BennyST]

I go to the library, but I don't read. I like to, you know, walk up to the stacks, select something highbrow like Proust, and then smile intelligently at any hot chicks that walk past. Chicks dig the faux-academic thing man, I be ballin.

Do you also get little black reading glasses with plain glass in them? Tops off the sophisticated, academia look. Fitted out with a nice black V-neck and collared shirt underneath, whilst still keeping it casual and cool with dark denim jeans and country club black shoes just draws the chicks to you. As long as you memorize a little of the blurb I find you don't get stuck in any too-sticky situations when they ask about what you happen to be reading and what you think of it.

In case a sticky situation does pop up I've memorised a passage about Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code and how it was just a rip off and a rehashing of old material. I just bring up religious idealism in society to sidetrack them and move into my spiel. When I slag off what most people seem to consider a classic, contemporary masterpiece as plain pulp fiction bollocks not worth the paper it was published on, that will generally get me out of it. I've had to sweat it out a few times though. Dan Brown, my saviour.