I go to the gym - But i don't work out!

[The_Bull]

I go all determined and **** protein shake in hand. Go to the locker room, get my **** ready. Get serious as ****. Stretch. Do about 35 push-ups. Walk around the gym looking at every single machine for about 10 minutes. Pick one thats not too hard. Feel good for about 2 sets. When my muscles start getting sore I just quit in the middle of the set with my determination gone. I go to another machine. Sit down on it. Think. Eventually I come to the conclusion that, "**** it, ill od it tomorrow." I never go back the next day, I always go bakc like 1 week later with a new found determination only to go through the same **** all over again. Classic. LOL

[Pecs]

If i enter the gym, i make sure I get some kind of workout....if not go watch a movie instead!

[supRa]

hahaha i used to do that till my trainer smacked me and told me there was a compition coming up

[BennyST]

I also do this. I go a bit further than you guys though. I have a bit of a wank before going into the change-rooms and while it's still inflated I put on a little rubber band at the bottom of my shaft so when it deflates all the blood is still there and it looks three times the size of everyone's. After I have my ego-fill in the change rooms I go to the sauna and stay there for a bit so my veins pop out then I do one or two push ups before taking my top off and wandering around the gym going up to all the girls and asking if they need help with their weights. If any of them say yes, I try to rub up against them as much as possible with my huge phallus. Some of them dislike it and complain but I know that they really want it bad after feeling the length and breadth of It.

After that, I then go around the gym once more, after a quick pump, and loudly explain to all the macho guys there that they need to step it up to the next level if they want to improve and I then loudly tell them what they need to do. All with my shirt off of course, which by the way, is a salmon pastel shade three sizes too small. Makes you look bigger you know.

Hey, do you guys also pump up before going out to a nightclub? I always do that too and about half way through the night I also take my top off before rubbing against some more girls that want It. They always dig that.

[abadger]

I go to the library, but I don't read. I like to, you know, walk up to the stacks, select something highbrow like Proust, and then smile intelligently at any hot chicks that walk past. Chicks dig the faux-academic thing man, I be ballin.

[AndyTravis]

I also do this. I go a bit further than you guys though. I have a bit of a wank before going into the change-rooms and while it's still inflated I put on a little rubber band at the bottom of my shaft so when it deflates all the blood is still there and it looks three times the size of everyone's. After I have my ego-fill in the change rooms I go to the sauna and stay there for a bit so my veins pop out then I do one or two push ups before taking my top off and wandering around the gym going up to all the girls and asking if they need help with their weights. If any of them say yes, I try to rub up against them as much as possible with my huge phallus. Some of them dislike it and complain but I know that they really want it bad after feeling the length and breadth of It.

After that, I then go around the gym once more, after a quick pump, and loudly explain to all the macho guys there that they need to step it up to the next level if they want to improve and I then loudly tell them what they need to do. All with my shirt off of course, which by the way, is a salmon pastel shade three sizes too small. Makes you look bigger you know.

Hey, do you guys also pump up before going out to a nightclub? I always do that too and about half way through the night I also take my top off before rubbing against some more girls that want It. They always dig that.

You're the ****** beast I sparred last week, aren't you. Wear your **** guard next time and stop rubbing it up my leg.

[judge_jab]

I enjoy going to the gym, getting my gear on, sprinting to the treadmills, doing 10 pushups, then hit the showers, it's a killa.............

[Salty]

I also do this. I go a bit further than you guys though. I have a bit of a wank before going into the change-rooms and while it's still inflated I put on a little rubber band at the bottom of my shaft so when it deflates all the blood is still there and it looks three times the size of everyone's. After I have my ego-fill in the change rooms I go to the sauna and stay there for a bit so my veins pop out then I do one or two push ups before taking my top off and wandering around the gym going up to all the girls and asking if they need help with their weights. If any of them say yes, I try to rub up against them as much as possible with my huge phallus. Some of them dislike it and complain but I know that they really want it bad after feeling the length and breadth of It.

After that, I then go around the gym once more, after a quick pump, and loudly explain to all the macho guys there that they need to step it up to the next level if they want to improve and I then loudly tell them what they need to do. All with my shirt off of course, which by the way, is a salmon pastel shade three sizes too small. Makes you look bigger you know.

Hey, do you guys also pump up before going out to a nightclub? I always do that too and about half way through the night I also take my top off before rubbing against some more girls that want It. They always dig that.

Thank god you posted this, I was beginning to think I was weird.

[ironmike2008]

absolutely pathetic replies, some of you should be ashamed. LMAO @ even going to boxing gyms

[skyler]

We are usually made to work out by are trainer